Subject: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
THIS MAY SOUND LIKE A SAKODOGSHIT TO YOU
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD.
Well, it's ****... That's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****,
And tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference
between **** and shinola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****.
You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****,
shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****,
the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****, have a mou ntain of ****,
or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes your breath smells like ****
Sometimes everything you touch turns to ****
and other times you fall in a bucket of ****
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your ****,
you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****;
or not do so if you don't give a ****!
Well, ****, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a ****
and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of ****.
But, if you happened to catch a load of ****
from some ****-head... ........
Well, **** Happens!!!
HOPE YOUR SHITTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN
Oh, and someday's you can't ****!
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it; but, only you can feel the true warmth.
THIS MAY SOUND LIKE A SAKODOGSHIT TO YOU
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD.
Well, it's ****... That's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****,
And tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference
between **** and shinola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****.
You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****,
shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****,
the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****, have a mou ntain of ****,
or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes your breath smells like ****
Sometimes everything you touch turns to ****
and other times you fall in a bucket of ****
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your ****,
you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****;
or not do so if you don't give a ****!
Well, ****, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a ****
and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of ****.
But, if you happened to catch a load of ****
from some ****-head... ........
Well, **** Happens!!!
HOPE YOUR SHITTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN
Oh, and someday's you can't ****!
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it; but, only you can feel the true warmth.
