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littlejoe

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia lashed out at the cable network A&E today, calling its decision to suspend Phil Robertson, the star of the TV series “Duck Dynasty,” unconstitutional, and demanding that it be overturned at once.

Speaking at a press conference with fellow Justice Clarence Thomas, a visibly angry Scalia told reporters that Robertson was “exercising his First Amendment right to express an opinion—an opinion, I might add, that many other great Americans agree with.”

He warned that the suspension of the “Duck” star would have a “chilling effect” on freedom of speech in America: “If Phil Robertson can be muzzled for expressing this perfectly legitimate view, what’s to prevent the same thing from happening to, say, a Justice of the Supreme Court?”

He added that, while he was a huge “Duck Dynasty” fan who never misses an episode, his objection to Mr. Robertson’s suspension was “purely on Constitutional grounds.”

Declaring that A&E’s decision “will not stand,” Justice Scalia said he would ask the Supreme Court to meet in an emergency session to overturn it: “This offensive decision by A&E is a clear violation of the Constitution, and I’m not the only one on the Court who feels that way. Right, Clarence?”

Justice Thomas had no comment
 

Larrry

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oldtimer said:
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia lashed out at the cable network A&E today, calling its decision to suspend Phil Robertson, the star of the TV series “Duck Dynasty,” unconstitutional, and demanding that it be overturned at once.

Speaking at a press conference with fellow Justice Clarence Thomas, a visibly angry Scalia told reporters that Robertson was “exercising his First Amendment right to express an opinion—an opinion, I might add, that many other great Americans agree with.”

He warned that the suspension of the “Duck” star would have a “chilling effect” on freedom of speech in America: “If Phil Robertson can be muzzled for expressing this perfectly legitimate view, what’s to prevent the same thing from happening to, say, a Justice of the Supreme Court?”

He added that, while he was a huge “Duck Dynasty” fan who never misses an episode, his objection to Mr. Robertson’s suspension was “purely on Constitutional grounds.”

Declaring that A&E’s decision “will not stand,” Justice Scalia said he would ask the Supreme Court to meet in an emergency session to overturn it: “This offensive decision by A&E is a clear violation of the Constitution, and I’m not the only one on the Court who feels that way. Right, Clarence?”

Justice Thomas had no comment
 

hopalong

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That was liljoe that posted that nor oldtimer... Opppppsss same person LIL JOE OLDTIMER
one and the same!!!
To think he used to rant and rave about MULTI id posters
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

and those with no personal info in their profile called them WHAT :D

EH oldtimer==liljoe???
 
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Anonymous

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Sorry to disappoint the sorry mess of lapdogs and bootlickers-- the Larrrrry's and Hopalong/Drooopy/Snoopy/Memanpa's/Quickdraw/etc./etc. -- NO that (LittleJoe) is not me... I am not nor do I know Little Joe-- but I have to give him credit because he thinks for himself....Would dang sure like to meet a free thinker like him long before I would some of the coyote crew of this site... :wink: :p :lol: :lol:

As far as the Duck Boys and their TV realism show and antics- I like the show-- BUT believe in much of its realism about the same as Mafia Women, Gypsy Girls or the new all realistic (riding barrel horses in bikinis) Rodeo Girls...

As far as this duck situation I have to agree with what old Huckleberry ( Mike Huckabee ) said a couple of weeks ago--- Folks need to CHILL OUT and quit making anything and everything into a major national issue/crisis ....

As a Libertarian Independent- I could care less what private practices individuals follow in the privacy of their own homes - or who they choose to live their lives with---- but at the same time I have to support the Gay/Lesbian issue of these partners since our government decided to recognize partner law as effecting over a 1000 economic issues- which negatively affects the rights of the gay/lesbian partnerships....
As a believer in equal right to all- I have to support those that support that issue..
TOO BAD GOVERNMENT DIDN'T KEEP ITS NOSE OUT OF THE ISSUE FROM THE FIRST PLACE !!!!!!!!
 

Larrry

Well-known member
He thinks for himself. Surely you jest. Quit smelling the manure pile of obamas azs when you have your nose there
 

hypocritexposer

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Oldtimer said:
TOO BAD GOVERNMENT DIDN'T KEEP ITS NOSE OUT OF THE ISSUE FROM THE FIRST PLACE !!!!!!!!

but you are all for Government sticking their noses into health issues and making others pay for what goes on in others' bedrooms, correct?
 

hypocritexposer

Well-known member
Oldtimer said:
Nope, not me, you name callers and bootlickers have it all wrong, especially the few that are thinking for themselves and are the only ones that think I am Littlejoe.

Have I ever lied, or been hypocritical, in your presence before? He's exactly what I think of myself as...almost like I write his posts myself, but I didn't. Nope, not me. If you guys aren't careful, I'll quit this site for good, like I promised I had already done.


:lol:
 

Steve

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As a Libertarian Independent- I could care less what private practices individuals follow in the privacy of their own homes - or who they choose to live their lives with---- but at the same time I have to support the Gay/Lesbian issue of these partners since our government decided to recognize partner law as effecting over a 1000 economic issues- which negatively affects the rights of the gay/lesbian partnerships....
As a believer in equal right to all- I have to support those that support that issue..
TOO BAD GOVERNMENT DIDN'T KEEP ITS NOSE OUT OF THE ISSUE FROM THE FIRST PLACE !!!!!!!!

so what part of what Phil Robertson said was it you disagree with then?
 

hopalong

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Oldtimer said:
Sorry to disappoint the sorry mess of lapdogs and bootlickers-- the Larrrrry's and Hopalong/Drooopy/Snoopy/Memanpa's/Quickdraw/etc./etc. -- NO that (LittleJoe) is not me... I am not nor do I know Little Joe-- but I have to give him credit because he thinks for himself....Would dang sure like to meet a free thinker like him long before I would some of the coyote crew of this site... :wink: :p :lol: :lol:

As far as the Duck Boys and their TV realism show and antics- I like the show-- BUT believe in much of its realism about the same as Mafia Women, Gypsy Girls or the new all realistic (riding barrel horses in bikinis) Rodeo Girls...

As far as this duck situation I have to agree with what old Huckleberry ( Mike Huckabee ) said a couple of weeks ago--- Folks need to CHILL OUT and quit making anything and everything into a major national issue/crisis ....

As a Libertarian Independent- I could care less what private practices individuals follow in the privacy of their own homes - or who they choose to live their lives with---- but at the same time I have to support the Gay/Lesbian issue of these partners since our government decided to recognize partner law as effecting over a 1000 economic issues- which negatively affects the rights of the gay/lesbian partnerships....
As a believer in equal right to all- I have to support those that support that issue..
TOO BAD GOVERNMENT DIDN'T KEEP ITS NOSE OUT OF THE ISSUE FROM THE FIRST PLACE !!!!!!!!


And we are to believe a word you say??? all the lies you have told us in the past sure does not set well in making you believable
 

Mike

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hopalong said:
Oldtimer said:
Sorry to disappoint the sorry mess of lapdogs and bootlickers-- the Larrrrry's and Hopalong/Drooopy/Snoopy/Memanpa's/Quickdraw/etc./etc. -- NO that (LittleJoe) is not me... I am not nor do I know Little Joe-- but I have to give him credit because he thinks for himself....Would dang sure like to meet a free thinker like him long before I would some of the coyote crew of this site... :wink: :p :lol: :lol:

As far as the Duck Boys and their TV realism show and antics- I like the show-- BUT believe in much of its realism about the same as Mafia Women, Gypsy Girls or the new all realistic (riding barrel horses in bikinis) Rodeo Girls...

As far as this duck situation I have to agree with what old Huckleberry ( Mike Huckabee ) said a couple of weeks ago--- Folks need to CHILL OUT and quit making anything and everything into a major national issue/crisis ....

As a Libertarian Independent- I could care less what private practices individuals follow in the privacy of their own homes - or who they choose to live their lives with---- but at the same time I have to support the Gay/Lesbian issue of these partners since our government decided to recognize partner law as effecting over a 1000 economic issues- which negatively affects the rights of the gay/lesbian partnerships....
As a believer in equal right to all- I have to support those that support that issue..
TOO BAD GOVERNMENT DIDN'T KEEP ITS NOSE OUT OF THE ISSUE FROM THE FIRST PLACE !!!!!!!!


And we are to believe a word you say??? all the lies you have told us in the past sure does not set well in making you believable

Appears as though he doesn't elevate the vagina above an anus for men? :roll:
 

loomixguy

Well-known member
Oldtimer said:
Sorry to disappoint the sorry mess of lapdogs and bootlickers-- the Larrrrry's and Hopalong/Drooopy/Snoopy/Memanpa's/Quickdraw/etc./etc. -- NO that (LittleJoe) is not me... I am not nor do I know Little Joe-- but I have to give him credit because he thinks for himself....Would dang sure like to meet a free thinker like him long before I would some of the coyote crew of this site... :wink: :p :lol: :lol:

As far as the Duck Boys and their TV realism show and antics- I like the show-- BUT believe in much of its realism about the same as Mafia Women, Gypsy Girls or the new all realistic (riding barrel horses in bikinis) Rodeo Girls...

As far as this duck situation I have to agree with what old Huckleberry ( Mike Huckabee ) said a couple of weeks ago--- Folks need to CHILL OUT and quit making anything and everything into a major national issue/crisis ....

As a Libertarian Independent- I could care less what private practices individuals follow in the privacy of their own homes - or who they choose to live their lives with---- but at the same time I have to support the Gay/Lesbian issue of these partners since our government decided to recognize partner law as effecting over a 1000 economic issues- which negatively affects the rights of the gay/lesbian partnerships....
As a believer in equal right to all- I have to support those that support that issue..
TOO BAD GOVERNMENT DIDN'T KEEP ITS NOSE OUT OF THE ISSUE FROM THE FIRST PLACE !!!!!!!!

WHERE IS THE "VOMIT" EMOTICON???
 

loomixguy

Well-known member
Yup, Old Gasbag would really like to meet up with Lil Joe. As long as Lil Joe was buying the drinks, that is.....

The "bidness ventures" must have slowed up considerable. But, in the curmudgeon's defense, yard and garage sales are pretty much nonexistent this time of year. He's gotta troll around somewhere while he waits for the mailman to fetch his copy of AARP magazine and other alternative publications he may receive.

FWIW.....Great post, Soap!
 
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Anonymous

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I got a feeling that old Phil in his preachings covered about 3/4ths of the posters on PB... I'll leave it up to each to figure where you best fit into the lot.... :wink: :p :lol:

But homosexuals aren't alone, Robertson said. "Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers -- they won't inherit the kingdom of God. Don't deceive yourself. It's not right."
 

Steve

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kolanuraven said:
Soapweed said:
If any two people think alike, there is pack mentality happening. :wink:



I can't believe YOU said that!!!! Amazing.............................

not really,.. if you compare the posting style and topics the two post, you would see they are in complete lockstep with each other and the government party.

one might even call them a pair of identical twins..
 

kolanuraven

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Steve said:
kolanuraven said:
Soapweed said:
If any two people think alike, there is pack mentality happening. :wink:



I can't believe YOU said that!!!! Amazing.............................

not really,.. if you compare the posting style and topics the two post, you would see they are in complete lockstep with each other and the government party.

one might even call them a pair of identical twins..



Soap proudly says that he will and does vote straight party ticket...no matter the candidate, just so there is an R beside the name.

AND ...NO I'm gonna waste half my day finding the post where he states that but it stuck in my mind all this time as.

If that's not "herd mentality" I don't know what is!!
 

Larrry

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I've seen soap disagree with R way more than I've ever seen you leave the leftwing plantation
Too bad you don't understand politics
 
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