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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
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>> ME MUDDER
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>> When me prayers were poorly said
>> Who tucked me in me widdle bed
>> And spanked me till me arse was red,
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>> Me Mudder!
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>> Who took me from me cozy cot
>> And put me on the ice cold pot
>> And made me pee when I could not,
>>
>> Me Mudder!
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>> And when the morning light would come
>> And in me crib me dribbled some
>> Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,
>>
>> Me Mudder!
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>>
>> Who would me hair so neatly part
>> And hug me gently to her heart
>> Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,
>>
>> Me Mudder!
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>> Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
>> And nearly have a king size fit
>> When in me Sunday pants me s*** ,
>>
>> Me Mudder!
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>> When at night her bed did squeak
>> Me raised me head to have a peek
>> Who yelled at me to go to sleep,
>>
>> Me Fadder!

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