Mr. Potatoe

[Ranchy]

Nope, never did grow any sculptured veggies, but when I was a kid (young teen, I'd say) there was an oak tree that grew just outside our fence, that looked just like a nekkid woman standing there. :shock: Sometimes it was kinda freaky at night, with a full moon behind it....... :?

I thought all women had a full moon behind them

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Ok, you guys quit pickin on me!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Hunta, I have no new PMs.................. :???:

 

[Hanta Yo]

Actually, the gourd is a "swan gourd". Just picture this one to be shorter, the bottom part smaller (with those lines from growing into the fence), and the neck bent down all the way.... :lol2:

 

[Maple Leaf Angus]

Scary to think what it coulda been if you had fed it some lil blue pills . . .

 

[Ranchy]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ Maple Leaf Angus.............yer a real crack-up!!!!!!!! Thanks for the chuckle, I needed that!!!!!!!

 

[Larrry]

You ladies have scarred me.
That thing is so big,errr I mean so little

 

[Mike]

I got home from the field tonight and my wife was digging 'spuds.
There was one tater that looked alot like "male reproductive organs"....as in a large long central shaft shaped component, with two smaller round appendages at one end.
I wanted to post a picture but between our slow dial up speed and my short attention span, it ain't happening.
Maybe I could take a picture with my cell-phone and send it to my buddy Alabama Mike and he could post it????
Anybody else harvesting some "risque" looking veggies this fall???
We had a beet a couple years ago that looked just like Oprah's a$$!!

You're a sick boy Tim. :lol:

Grew a 50 lb. watermelon that looked like an "Organ".

Was kinda smallish though. :shock:

 

[Cal]

Hey Tim, are you related to Dan Quayle by any chance? :wink:

 

[TimH]

Hey Tim, are you related to Dan Quayle by any chance? :wink:

Nope. But, apparently, I can't spell "POTATO" either!! That's why I calls'em spuds!!

 

[jigs]

thanks for the picture of the gord..... now I am very nervous of the amount of attention the wifes garden is getting........

 

[Mike]

thanks for the picture of the gord..... now I am very nervous of the amount of attention the wifes garden is getting........

zucchini? :lol:

 

[JF Ranch]

Interesting.

Since size does indeed matter, it would have been helpful to have had a common object placed next to the gord for comparison.

 

[Hanta Yo]

I'll be glad to. I'll PM the picture of the gourd with something that will give you a sense of size :lol: :lol: