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katrina

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Just got my new Lexus RX400h, and returned to the
dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't
figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated. "Watch this!" he said, "Nelson!" The
radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he
continued, and On The Road Again came from the
speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
time I'd say, "Beethoven!", I'd get beautiful
classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!", I'd get
one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed
my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them.
"ASSHOLES!" I yelled. The French National Anthem
began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore,
backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums
and Bill Clinton on sax....

I LOVE this car !!!!!!!!!








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Soapweed

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"The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax.... "

Bill should call his new book, "Bill Clinton on Sax and Sex". Could be a best seller, and full of "how to" information on both subjects. :wink:
 

DOC HARRIS

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Soapweed said:
"The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax.... "

Bill should call his new book, "Bill Clinton on Sax and Sex". Could be a best seller, and full of "how to" information on both subjects. :wink:
How about - - Alan Colmes on the "Bazoo" and Hillary on the " "FRENCH Horn???!!!
 

Hanta Yo

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katrina said:
Just got my new Lexus RX400h, and returned to the
dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't
figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated. "Watch this!" he said, "Nelson!" The
radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he
continued, and On The Road Again came from the
speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
time I'd say, "Beethoven!", I'd get beautiful
classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!", I'd get
one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed
my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them.
"ASSHOLES!" I yelled. The French National Anthem
began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore,
backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums
and Bill Clinton on sax....

I LOVE this car !!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:








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