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Nail

Trinity man

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Nail


Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand dairy farmer.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Maggie, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

So then the farmer leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Maggie takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one...right here.'

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, 'Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?'

That's simple.. By the nail over its stall', Maggie explains very confidently .


Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?'

She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, ...... 'I guess it's to hang your trousers on.'
 

balestabber

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once upon a time ,there was a innocent dairy farmer.he was trying his best to milk a cow that was not co-operating.

first she swatted him with her tail,so he found some rope and tied her tail back to a rafter.
second she hauled off and kicked him with her right hind foot,so he took the rope and tied that foot back.
third ,she hauled off and kicked him with her left foot,so he tied it back.

just as he began to milk his cow again,a friendly neighbor walked in and asked about his trouble.then he offered to purchase the cow.

and the innocent farmer said,"well i'm just trying to milk the cow,but if u can convince my wife of that,i will give u the cow!!
 
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