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littlejoe

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'I see you as president.' 'Maybe in eight years,' says Sarah Palin



The Guardian, Tuesday 4 November 2008



This is an edited transcript of Saturday's conversation between Sarah Palin and comedian Marc-Antoine Audette of Montreal radio station CKOI, posing as Nicolas Sarkozy.

SP: This is Sarah ...

MAA: This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?

SP: Oh, so good. It's so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.

MAA: Oh, it's a pleasure.

SP: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you! And thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.

MAA: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday [a French singer], you know?

SP: Yes! Good ...

MAA: You know I see you as a president one day, you too.

SP: Maybe in eight years.

MAA: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.

SP: Oh, very good. We should go hunting together.

MAA: Exactly, we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bébés phoques, aussi [we could kill baby seals, too].

SP: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together as we're getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.

MAA: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun. I'd really love to go, as long as we don't bring Vice-President Cheney.

SP: No, I'll be a careful shot, yes.

MAA: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, except that from my house I can see Belgium. That's kind of less interesting than you.

SP: Well, see, we're right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

MAA: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you weren't experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that's completely false. That's the thing that I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada, Stef Carse [a Canadian singer].

SP: Well, he's doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.

MAA: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends also, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr Richard Z Sirois [a Canadian comedian], have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?

SP: I haven't seen him at one of the rallies but it's been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor . . . You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness, you've added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours.

MAA: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you . . . even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.

SP: Well, give her a big hug from me.

MAA: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she's so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.

SP: Oh my goodness, I didn't know that.

MAA: Yes, in French it's called De Rouge à Lèvre sur un Cochon [Lipstick on a Pig], or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber [sings] it's his life . . . I don't quite understand the phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That's not your husband, right?

SP: That's not my husband but he's a normal American who just works hard and doesn't want the government to take his money.

MAA: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.

SP: Right, that's what it's all about, the middle class and government needing to work for them. You're a very good example for us here ...

MAA: I must say Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler's Nailin' Paylin?

SP: Oh, good, thank you, yes.

MAA: That was really edgy.

SP: Well, good.

MAA: I really loved you and I must say something also, governor, you've been pranked by the Masked Avengers. We are two comedians from Montreal.

SP: Oh, have we been pranked? And what radio station is this?

MAA: CKOI in Montreal.

SP: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters.

MAA: CK ... hello?
 

hypocritexposer

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Stupid enough to be duped by a radio station, yet intelligent enough to take on the Big oil companies, to the approval of the Democrats...

..stupid Palin, worked for the voters, which they realize now was better than what they are getting under the "most intelligent President President evah" :lol:

"Palin was not controlled by the oil and gas companies. She had that going for her, and she used her popularity to make something happen," said Beth Kerttula, the House Democratic leader, who worked with Palin on the oil tax increase. The 2007 law requires oil companies to pay increasing amounts as their revenue grows.

Although Palin won acclaim for her tough negotiations with oil companies, today it remains uncertain whether she will see the Alaska Natural Gas Pipeline come to fruition.

Alaska Democrats See a Palin Legacy They Can Like

Ms. Palin was elected governor in 2006 on a pledge to clean house after revelations of oil-industry corruption in the State Legislature, and in 2007 oversaw a sweeping overhaul of policy that included big new taxes on oil profits. But this year Gov. Sean Parnell — Ms. Palin’s lieutenant governor, and successor after her resignation in 2009 — led a drive in the Republican-controlled Legislature to repeal the Palin tax package, arguing that it discouraged new exploration. That is a big issue in Alaska, where oil taxes pay for 90 percent of the state’s general fund budget.

But that was not the end of it. Opponents of the new law gathered enough signatures this spring and summer to put the issue on the statewide ballot next year. They want voters to repeal Mr. Parnell’s new tax plan and replace it with Ms. Palin’s old one.

And that has stirred up a very strange political cocktail: Democrats leading the repeal effort have every incentive to make the Palin years under her oil taxes look good, while Republicans and many business leaders, in supporting the new system, are pulling in the opposite direction. The Palin era, they say, was a glass half empty at best.

“She was a transformational figure in Alaska politics,” said State Senator Bill Wielechowski, a Democrat from Anchorage and leader of the repeal effort. Oil remade the state’s economy, he said, but tax policy on that bounty has not kept up. “People realized that for decades Alaska had not gotten a fair share.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/28/us/politics/democrats-see-a-palin-legacy-they-can-like.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
 

littlejoe

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you can't make this stuff up hippo:



20. "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c*nt." ―McCain, to his wife, Cindy, after she playfully twirled his hair and said "You're getting a little thin up there," as reported in the book The Real McCain by Cliff Schecter (Source)

21. "That's exactly what we're going to do in a Palin and McCain administration." ―Palin, elevating herself to the top of the ticket, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Sept. 18, 2008 (Source)

22. "We grow good people in our small towns, with honesty and sincerity and dignity." ―Palin, in her speech at the Republican Convention, quoting the fascist right-wing columnist Westbrook Pegler, an avowed racist and anti-Semite who once lamented that Franklin Roosevelt's would-be assassin hit the wrong man and also expressed his hope that Robert F. Kennedy would be gunned down (Source)

23. "Honestly, I have to analyze our relationships, situations and priorities, but I can assure you that I will establish closer relationships with our friends, and I will stand up to those who want to harm the United States. ... I have a clear record of working with leaders in the hemisphere that are friends with us and standing up to those who are not. And that's judged on the basis of the importance of our relationship with Latin America and the entire region." ―McCain, after being asked if he would invite Spanish President Jose Rodriguez Louis Zapatero to the White House, casting an ally of the U.S. as a potential enemy while simultaneously confusing Spain for a Latin American country, interview with Radio Caracol Miami, Sept. 17, 2008 (Source)

24. "As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?" ―Palin, interview with CNBC's "Kudlow & Co", July 2008 (Source)

25. "Across this country this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners. And the same standards of clarity and candor must now be applied to my opponent." ―McCain, Bethlehem, Penn., Oct. 8, 2008 (Source)
 

hypocritexposer

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littlejoe said:
you can't make this stuff up hippo:

NO...you can't


BP Plc (BP/) and ConocoPhillips (COP), looking to benefit from the repeal of an Alaska oil tax championed by Sarah Palin when she was governor, are chasing enough crude to end the state’s two-decade-long slump in production.

Governor Sean Parnell signed a bill in May that wipes out a system backed by Palin tying oil producers’ taxes to the price of crude. The end of the “progressivity” formula has triggered investments from companies including BP and Conoco that may boost the state’s output by at least 90,000 barrels a day within four years and renew exploration in the nation’s second-largest oil reserve, estimated at 3.82 billion barrels.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-01-08/bp-to-conoco-seek-alaskan-oil-comeback-as-palin-tax-dies-energy.html


Whetsell claim: Now with the CBC gone, there were fewer Alaskan politicians to protect the huge, giant oil companies here. So she constructed and enacted a new system of splitting the oil profits called "ACES." Exxon (the biggest corporation in the world) protested and Sarah told them, "don’t let the door hit you in the stern on your way out." They stayed, and Alaska residents went from being merely wealthy to being filthy rich. Of course, the other huge international oil companies meekly fell in line. Again, give me the name of any other governor in the country that has done anything similar.

Mostly True: The Alaska Legislature adopted a plan proposed by Palin in 2007 (Alaska’s Clear and Equitable Share) that raised the tax that oil companies have to pay on their profits from a base rate of 22.5 percent to 25 percent. Oil companies, including ExxonMobil, opposed the tax hike, claiming it would affect their project investments. The revenue generated from the tax increase, which significantly added to the state’s budget surplus, allowed Palin’s administration to issue a one time "resource rebate" of $1,200 to eligible state residents in 2008 to help with increasing energy prices. The rebate came in addition to the annual dividend check ($2,069 in 2008) that residents receive as their part of the state’s oil wealth. Whether this classifies as making residents "filthy rich" is a matter of opinion, though. Palin got the idea from a Republican legislator, according to the Anchorage Daily News:

http://www.factcheck.org/2009/12/sarah-palins-accomplishments/

If "gaffs" and stupid statements show one's intelligence once they are onthe National stage, then Palin is 10x more intelligent than the present President, or VP.

If I was as stupid as littlejoe, I'd be criticizing the gaffs and ignoring the policies, but I'm not a liberal drone...
 

littlejoe

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"If "gaffs" and stupid statements show one's intelligence once they are onthe National stage, then Palin is 10x more intelligent than the present President, or VP. "

Can't argue with that! 10 X 0 ain't hard to beat.
 

hypocritexposer

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littlejoe said:
"If "gaffs" and stupid statements show one's intelligence once they are onthe National stage, then Palin is 10x more intelligent than the present President, or VP. "

Can't argue with that! 10 X 0 ain't hard to beat.

"Zero", is your President, that is correct.

You voted for McCain, and then Romney, 4 years after, cause you realized Barry was a "zero"...correct?

...or, was your vote based on whom the "stupid" people are....those that didn't produce their college transcripts, so they could be transparent about how intelligent they are...

duped like that stupid Palin, phoned by the radio station...I guess.
 

hopalong

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if lil joe and oldtimer were 1/2the woman Sarah is they would still be more of a man than they are now!!!! :wink: What have they done with their lives that can compare to what she has achieved?????? :roll: :roll:
Just imagine if they were in the spot light as much as she is,, how much ridicule they would be subjected too based on the amount of ridicule the get on Ranchers, and the other sites "he" frequents
 

Larrry

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It's ok they love using Sarah to detract from obamas failures. You Can tell they don't want to mention obama at all. If obama had done any good they be shouting it to the high heavens

Their silence on obama and attacks on Sarah say it all.
 

littlejoe

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Larrry said:
It's ok they love using Sarah to detract from obamas failures. You Can tell they don't want to mention obama at all. If obama had done any good they be shouting it to the high heavens

Their silence on obama and attacks on Sarah say it all.

Nah. It ain't that complicated. obamer is a dope--but he ---sadly---just aint that funny----

There's been very few real "statesmen" or 'heros' in general this entire generation. People idolize actors, athletes, rappers---

No matter their politics, many would agree that Nelson Mandela was a cut above.

Obama's behavior at his memorial was one of the most classless, disrespectful, ignorant things I have ever seen in my life. Pathetic.
 

Larrry

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Why should one only comment if actions are funny
You mention over his actions at a memorial
That doesn't even register on the scale when compared his continual attacks on so many levels of our rights. Not to mention actions that have made the economy worse. Yet you only mention his actions at a funeral

Actions or lack of actions say so much
It's silly to worry and make fun of people in the past when this country hinges on actions of this regime
 

littlejoe

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Larrry said:
Why should one only comment if actions are funny
You mention over his actions at a memorial
That doesn't even register on the scale when compared his continual attacks on so many levels of our rights. Not to mention actions that have made the economy worse. Yet you only mention his actions at a funeral

Actions or lack of actions say so much
It's silly to worry and make fun of people in the past when this country hinges on actions of this regime

Because I've got you for that! Sic 'em , Larry! Ruff! Meow! Quack! etc!
 

loomixguy

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littlejoe said:
Larrry said:
It's ok they love using Sarah to detract from obamas failures. You Can tell they don't want to mention obama at all. If obama had done any good they be shouting it to the high heavens

Their silence on obama and attacks on Sarah say it all.

Nah. It ain't that complicated. obamer is a dope--but he ---sadly---just aint that funny----

There's been very few real "statesmen" or 'heros' in general this entire generation. People idolize actors, athletes, rappers---

No matter their politics, many would agree that Nelson Mandela was a cut above.

Obama's behavior at his memorial was one of the most classless, disrespectful, ignorant things I have ever seen in my life. Pathetic.

NELSON MANDELA??? A CUT ABOVE???

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph....the man was a thug, terrorist, and war lord. Every bit as evil and corrupt as Yasser Arafat. But your ilk seems to idolize that type of human scum.....
 

Larrry

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littlejoe said:
Larrry said:
Why should one only comment if actions are funny
You mention over his actions at a memorial
That doesn't even register on the scale when compared his continual attacks on so many levels of our rights. Not to mention actions that have made the economy worse. Yet you only mention his actions at a funeral

Actions or lack of actions say so much
It's silly to worry and make fun of people in the past when this country hinges on actions of this regime

Because I've got you for that! Sic 'em , Larry! Ruff! Meow! Quack! etc!

Couldn't answer with out acting like a dem speechwriter could you
better luck next time :lol: :lol:
 

littlejoe

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loomixguy said:
littlejoe said:
Larrry said:
It's ok they love using Sarah to detract from obamas failures. You Can tell they don't want to mention obama at all. If obama had done any good they be shouting it to the high heavens

Their silence on obama and attacks on Sarah say it all.

Nah. It ain't that complicated. obamer is a dope--but he ---sadly---just aint that funny----

There's been very few real "statesmen" or 'heros' in general this entire generation. People idolize actors, athletes, rappers---

No matter their politics, many would agree that Nelson Mandela was a cut above.

Obama's behavior at his memorial was one of the most classless, disrespectful, ignorant things I have ever seen in my life. Pathetic.

NELSON MANDELA??? A CUT ABOVE???

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph....the man was a thug, terrorist, and war lord. Every bit as evil and corrupt as Yasser Arafat. But your ilk seems to idolize that type of human scum.....

Is there any chance your 'ilk' will be visiting planet Earth in near future?
 

loomixguy

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That comment would indicate that my "ilk" has the superior intelligence required to travel through time and space. Thank you for the compliment.

Too bad your ilk is still trying to find its way out of the prehistoric primordial ooze and slime of the pre-humanoid era. In maybe a billion years, your ilk's brains may begin to develop.
 
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