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Names!!!

TXTibbs

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Don't know if any of you heard or if any of you give a crap, which I highly doubt you do, but Matthew McConaughey's brother, who lives here in Midland, Texas just had a baby the other day, a daughter.

They named her: Miller Lite McConaughey

I'm not sure on the spelling, but no mistaking the pronouncing it.

Lets here some other crazy names out there of people you know or heard of!!
 

theHiredMansWife

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Not particularly crazy, but we had a neighbor with three boys:
Stetson, Sterling and Steele.

Their mother joked that when she was mad, all she could do was st, st, stutter!

We also had a neighbor in college who named their son Raisin' Cain Smith.
They called him R.C.
 

BRG

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My neighbors name was Gene. His grand son was named Levi with the middle name Gene. So it is LEVI GENE

Another guy from our area is named Miles Long.

A set of twins that live close by has the names of Adam and Eva.
 

kolanuraven

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I have 2 cousins named Laurel & Holly
and had a secretary whose name inital was G. so she went by Gee....she married her 3rd hubby and his last name was Howe. Ok... then she divorced him and married a man whose last name was Strange.

So if you ran it all together it was G. Howe -Strange she later divorced Mr. Strange and married some guy named Jones...and blew the whole name deal!!!!
 

txag

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it was hard to keep a straight face in church when, during prayer concerns, the pastor asked everyone to pray for "Bud Weiser".
 

Shelly

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Hey NR, how about the kid who plays for the Saskatoon Blades? Wacey Wabbit! Makes me tee-hee every time I hear it!
 

Mike

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A guy that used to work in the dairy for us was named "Devils Shepherd".

Everyone called him "Shep". He had no middle name.

Sister-in-law was in the hospital with a woman who had a baby girl and named her "Placenta". She must have heard the word in the delivery room and liked it. :shock:
 

theHiredMansWife

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A friend of mine had really loved the name Whitney and was determined that would be her daughter's name.
Until she married a guy by the name of Lake, that is.



Whitney Lake was a popular fishing spot in our neck of the woods. :wink:
 
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Anonymous

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Having the nickname Dick I'm quite aware of all the ways it can be used...

But the best was a couple months ago when I walked in the back door of a very full water hole after a bull sale- a local ranchers wife, who is the mother of my daughters best friend, saw me and waved at me to come over while proclaiming in a voice that could be heard thruout the bar " I just love big Dick" :shock: :roll: As soon as the place erupted in laughter she realized what she had just said and was tomato red :oops: :oops:
 

jigs

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my family is littered with different names.

on dads side all the girls names begin with J
Jaquetta, Jolanda, Jarinda, Janetta, and Jaletta. the boys middle names are all D Dale, Dean, Darwin, Delton,Dalane, and Davon.

then on moms side, I have second cousins named Bambi and Cricket, both girls. also a girl cousin named Mercedes.

of course kids are the meanest things on earth, and I regret it now, but in high school the was a girl named Virginia Wendover, we all called her vagina bendover.....
 

Faster horses

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We had a friend in Buffalo, Wyoming whose name was Ruby and she married Keith Ruby. So her name was Ruby Ruby.

Mr. FH always called her "Ruby Ruby from Walla Walla".

A friend in Western Mt. named his first son "Kyd".
 
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