My brother-in-law said we're invited to Thanksgiving
IF
our son brings a wild turkey and
IF it has been shot with his muzzle loader and
IF it has been shot thru the neck.
(You probably have a pretty good idea what my brother in law is like from these demands! Actually he's nice but ornery )
Anyway our son hasn't shot a turkey before so I asked a fellow at
church who bagged a bear recently. He wasn't going turkey hunting but had a friend who was. So I asked if they'd provide us with just the
turkey head. Yesterday the friend called and asked if I'd please come get
the old turkey head out of their freezer.
Now we need a good story for Thanksgiving about why we only have
the head and not the body. Any good tales?
IF
our son brings a wild turkey and
IF it has been shot with his muzzle loader and
IF it has been shot thru the neck.
(You probably have a pretty good idea what my brother in law is like from these demands! Actually he's nice but ornery )
Anyway our son hasn't shot a turkey before so I asked a fellow at
church who bagged a bear recently. He wasn't going turkey hunting but had a friend who was. So I asked if they'd provide us with just the
turkey head. Yesterday the friend called and asked if I'd please come get
the old turkey head out of their freezer.
Now we need a good story for Thanksgiving about why we only have
the head and not the body. Any good tales?