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Never P-Off a Woman.....Men take note!!!

Yanuck

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An Idaho Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! 'You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.

:D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :p :p :p :p :wink: :wink: :wink:
 

Big Muddy rancher

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Yanuck said:
An Idaho Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! 'You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.

:D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :p :p :p :p :wink: :wink: :wink:



Yanuck do you have issues with men :shock: :shock: :lol:
 

Yanuck

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Big Muddy rancher said:
Yanuck said:
An Idaho Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! 'You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.

:D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :p :p :p :p :wink: :wink: :wink:



Yanuck do you have issues with men :shock: :shock: :lol:
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Why BMR.... why ever would you say that??!! :pretty: :pretty: :pretty: :gag: :gag: :wink: :wink: I think you could insert any States' name in here and it would work....am I wrong here ladies??? I did read it to my husband though!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

greg

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Yanuck said:
An Idaho Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! 'You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want. :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :p :p :p :p :wink: :wink: :wink:
8) 8) BEEN Awhile??
 

Yanuck

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greg said:
Yanuck said:
An Idaho Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! 'You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want. :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :p :p :p :p :wink: :wink: :wink:
8) 8) BEEN Awhile??

Now Greg, I've talked to your wife before....I think you'd be lucky if thats all she did to you!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

greg

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Yanuck said:
greg said:
Yanuck said:
An Idaho Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! 'You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want. :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :p :p :p :p :wink: :wink: :wink:
8) 8) BEEN Awhile??

Now Greg, I've talked to your wife before....I think you'd be lucky if thats all she did to you!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yep everyone talks to her-but me.
 
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