EmptyPockets
Well-known member
Never Retire
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing
home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the
store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale

One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing
home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the
store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale