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New Bride

Ranchy

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New Bride--


(Please excuse the rough language in the following story...)

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got
back,the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"

Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful!
So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam
started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard
before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home...PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "Calm down! You need to stay with
your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your
mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama, he used words like: dust, wash, iron, cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
 

ranchwife

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Sheeshhhh....musta been a "city-girl"!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
How about them other 4-letter words like "rake", "bale", "feed", and (drumroll, please)......"KIDS"!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
 

ranchwife

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the_jersey_lilly_2000 said:
I'd much rather rake, bale, and feed than dust, wash, iron, and cook.

Ditto...at least "rake", "bale" and "feed" let ya be outside in the sunshine and fresh air!! Forgot "weed"...another 4-letter word I do not mind so well....now, now...get your minds outta the gutter...not THAT sort of "weed"...the kind ya pull outta your veggie garden!! :lol: :lol:
 

Denny

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ranchwife said:
the_jersey_lilly_2000 said:
I'd much rather rake, bale, and feed than dust, wash, iron, and cook.

Ditto...at least "rake", "bale" and "feed" let ya be outside in the sunshine and fresh air!! Forgot "weed"...another 4-letter word I do not mind so well....now, now...get your minds outta the gutter...not THAT sort of "weed"...the kind ya pull outta your veggie garden!! :lol: :lol:

That must be SOME GARDEN :cowboy:
 

ranchwife

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Denny said:
ranchwife said:
the_jersey_lilly_2000 said:
I'd much rather rake, bale, and feed than dust, wash, iron, and cook.

Ditto...at least "rake", "bale" and "feed" let ya be outside in the sunshine and fresh air!! Forgot "weed"...another 4-letter word I do not mind so well....now, now...get your minds outta the gutter...not THAT sort of "weed"...the kind ya pull outta your veggie garden!! :lol: :lol:

That must be SOME GARDEN :cowboy:

love the smoking cowboy!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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