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jigs

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I took a look luxury car last week, got to drive that baby.

During the test drive the salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and options.

The seats were of particular interest. He explained the seats blew warm air to your butt in the winter and blew cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a republican car.



He asked why I thought it was a republican car.



I explained if it were a democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass.
 

Steve

Well-known member
funny joke Jigs, but in light of the effect of the liberal smoke on global warming your joke might offend a hypocritical liberal who wants to blow smoke, work towards fixing global warming and laugh as well at the humor.. you should be ashamed of yourself..

I received this totally unfounded disproved by snopes, over the line, insulting to gays e-mail:

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden....

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders
of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.


He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

'Well, that may be OK in California , but we're not having any of that gay crap in Texas ,' she said.
 
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