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New Discovery-involves pollitics

kolanuraven

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Hello Friends; I know you are all interested in scientific knowledge, so here are some new "chemistry" facts just hot off the press:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium." The symbol for Bushcronium is "W".

Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity or concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass".

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.:
 

jigs

Well-known member
primary use is to bust Liberalium, a substance comprised of bullshit and ignorance.

It is also very helpful in security of our great nation.
 

memanpa

Well-known member
hummmmmm
she isn't bright enough to have come up wit that herself considering onlyone brain cell is still alive for her to use!
wonder what consertive website she found it on referencing clinton and his days as our leader
? :roll: :roll:

just another chance to bash bush, which is all she lives for, no real meaning in life for her except that
 

aplusmnt

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Red Robin said:
kolanuraven said:
I know you are all interested in scientific knowledge,
Pollitics?

Well we can tell she copy and pasted the Joke since the Joke has proper spelling, but when faced with typing an original thought in the Subject line she dropped the ball :lol:

Who was it she was calling the Moron? :lol:
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
Sure I cut and pasted....never said I didn't!! Man, you're on top of your game today!! :roll:


But...on the spelling issue you bring up, Pollitics???????????????


Maybe Soapweed should be consulted here? What is/are pollitics?


I called MM&P a moron....and even you once or twice, just so we have our facts straight!
 

Soapweed

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kolanuraven said:
Sure I cut and pasted....never said I didn't!! Man, you're on top of your game today!! :roll:


But...on the spelling issue you bring up, Pollitics???????????????


Maybe Soapweed should be consulted here? What is/are pollitics?


I called MM&P a moron....and even you once or twice, just so we have our facts straight!

One of the definitions of poll:
verb: vote in an election at a polling station

Definition of tic:
noun: a local and habitual twitching especially in the face

With the above definitions of poll and tic, it can be assumed that "pollitics" as mentioned by a Liberal would be the habitual twitching, especially in the face, that a Liberal does when leaving a polling place. It is caused by the person's conscience, which has long been dormant, knowing deep down that they have screwed up again. :wink: :)
 

kolanuraven

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Well at least we got that cleared up.

But the pronunciation issue....I know we here in the South refer the law officials as the " poll-lice"...draggin out that ' o'....so I guess it's just an Arkansas ' thang' regarding the spelling being a reflection of the pronunciation. Poll-itics

Whatever....................................
 

Steve

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Saopweed:
With the above definitions of poll and tic, it can be assumed that "pollitics" as mentioned by a Liberal would be the habitual twitching, especially in the face, that a Liberal does when leaving a polling place. It is caused by the person's conscience, which has long been dormant, knowing deep down that they have screwed up again.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Now that is funny....
 

memanpa

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kolanuraven said:
Well at least we got that cleared up.

But the pronunciation issue....I know we here in the South refer the law officials as the " poll-lice"...draggin out that ' o'....so I guess it's just an Arkansas ' thang' regarding the spelling being a reflection of the pronunciation. Poll-itics

Whatever....................................

have the police been hanging around you so much they have YOUr lice ??
:D
 

aplusmnt

Well-known member
kolanuraven said:
Well at least we got that cleared up.

But the pronunciation issue....I know we here in the South refer the law officials as the " poll-lice"...draggin out that ' o'....so I guess it's just an Arkansas ' thang' regarding the spelling being a reflection of the pronunciation. Poll-itics

Whatever....................................

:lol: Spelling words according to regional slang and accents :shock: :lol:
 

jigs

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kolanuraven said:
Well at least we got that cleared up.

But the pronunciation issue....I know we here in the South refer the law officials as the " poll-lice"...draggin out that ' o'....so I guess it's just an Arkansas ' thang' regarding the spelling being a reflection of the pronunciation. Poll-itics

Whatever....................................
the way you describe your southern dialect, it makes me wonder if I need a southern thesaurus for our date.....that way when you start talking dirty, I will know what you mean!
 

aplusmnt

Well-known member
jigs said:
kolanuraven said:
Well at least we got that cleared up.

But the pronunciation issue....I know we here in the South refer the law officials as the " poll-lice"...draggin out that ' o'....so I guess it's just an Arkansas ' thang' regarding the spelling being a reflection of the pronunciation. Poll-itics

Whatever....................................
the way you describe your southern dialect, it makes me wonder if I need a southern thesaurus for our date.....that way when you start talking dirty, I will know what you mean!

I think she would call that a Thusorus :wink: :lol:
 
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