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HOW WE INSTALLED A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Went to a secondhand store and bought a pair of men's
used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Placed them on our front porch, along with copies of
Guns & Ammo Magazines
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Left a note on our door that read:

Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. We'll be right back. Cooter
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