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New Palin Scandel

hypocritexposer

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The political world was thrown into chaos Tuesday night as a possible devastating scandal involving Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and one of her children emerged.

The New York Times is set to report in five front page articles on Wednesday morning that Piper, the Palin’s 6-year-old daughter, has been a very naughty girl, raising questions about Gov. Palin’s governing abilities. Among other shocking details, the Times is revealing that Piper once stayed up past bedtime and refused to eat her vegetables.

Bernice Satanica, the head of Humorless Alliance for Girls! (HAG), responded to the revelations by asking, “If she can’t get her 6-year-old to eat broccoli, can we really trust her to negotiate with Ahmadinejad?

What kind of mother has ever had a child that disobeyed them?”

Campbell Brown, a CNN anchor who also works as a spokesman for the Obama campaign, asked a McCain staffer about the damaging information during her most recent newscast. ”This makes one wonder if Palin was really vetted at all. Why didn’t the McCain campaign hire a private investigator to follow Piper around so they could have avoided this embarrassment from the start?”

Campbell then went on to say that Gen. Petraeus was in charge of putting kids to bed, not parents, before turning things over to Anderson Cooper, who had just returned from a day of antique shopping and Appletinis with his girlfriend, Anita Beard.
 

MsSage

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Its BUSH'S FAULT
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
George H. W. Bush
 

Sandhusker

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Larrry said:
If only she had befriended someone who bombed buildings then all would have been hunky dory

Or belonged to a racist group that gave Louis Farahkan it's "Man of the Year" award.....

Or "Gravitated towards the Marxist professors" in college.....

Or voted for infanticide in her state legislature...
 
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