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Mrs.Greg

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Jinglebob has started a confessional,his son going to be a priest has serged the urge to help us heathens get stuff off our chests{so to speak}I'm thinking instead of jamming his box full of single messages we would just compile them and send him one big one.

So you all go ahead on this thread make your confessions,ranchers being the respectful people they are won't read each others,when we're done I'll send them off to JB.....sadly I have nothing to confess but the rest of you go ahead 8) Uhhhhh leave lots and lots of room for Judys confessions please :)
 

Angus Cattle Shower

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I will start!!

I tattled on Judith the other day :lol:

On a serious note, I copied the answers off of a friends test today and did worse than if I would have done my own. Help me for next time :D
 

Judith

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Well being pure as the driven snow, I would never have anything to confess 8) .......Unless kicking a poor defenseless wiener dog counts. In my defence I was carrying a plate of food in one hand and a lovely glass of port in the other. Treenie (who is very loyal and was hovering around me cuz she loves me, NOT because I had a plate of food) decided to run through my legs at mach twelve,( to those of us with wiener dogs this is well documented as a "weiner spaz") did a rim shot off my calf and was punted clear across the room. Poor thing, nothing like seeing a weiner fly across the room on her back, her little legs just a swimming...... Poor little dear :( I had to defend my port didnt I!!!!!! six pounds of weiner can do alot of damage..


OOOOHHHH If you ever want to traumatise your male child simply tell him to hang onto his wiener while driving around a corner......... You should see Brax roll his eyes when I do that :roll: I figure if I can't damage him mentally, there really was no point in having a child :) Although it is unfortunate that he is more mature than i will ever be :twisted:


I don't want her to fall on the floor you know :) LOL



Odear, I think I will be going to hell after this. I think I better start diggin a hole right now :twisted:
 

Jinglebob

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Listen my children, don't crowd the confessional. In a week or so, I figure I'll be done with Pookie and I'll get to the rest of you.

But please people. A little decorum, this standing outside of the confessional chantin, "F. Jinglebob, we want Fr. Jinglebob" is just not seemly and might upset the Bishop. :wink:

For those of you with very bad confessions, just pm me. We wouldn't want to start a lot of gossip on here, now would we? That being a sin and all.

And ACS, shame on you. I hope you learned your lesson. For your penence I think you should stay after school and do some volunteer work for the teacher. No need in telling teacher just why, just do it. Or elses!

Pookie, seeing as how you didn't intend to kick the dog no penence is required. However, because of your crass behaviour to your son, you should take him out for something sopecial and you have to wear a dress. Or else!

And dear sweet Mrs Greg. Did you forget the commandment about "thou shall not lie"? Hmmm. Are you sure you don't have something to share?

Pm me!



Or else. :twisted:

I think I am really going to like this new job. :D

Oh, wait, I haven't heard from Jigs or Katrina yet, let alone Kola or FH. And then there is rr and 'Bama. Dang, this could take a long time. :x

A saintly man's work is never done.

Rats! Wish there was a little face with a halo on it. :(
 
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Anonymous

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Something tells me that the world doesn't have't enough beads made to handle the rosary's that Judith and Katrina will wear out :oops: :shock: :shock: --let alone Jigs :roll: :p ...So for the sake of you all I will hold off with my giving confession for awhile :wink: :lol:
 
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Anonymous

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Mrs.Greg said:
sadly I have nothing to confess but the rest of you go ahead 8)

Is this the same Canadian young lady that shocked a pure innocent old cowboy by telling that her favorite passtime is using the levi folds in the cheeks of her :???: to shoot coins around a drinking establishment in a gambling game of chance and skill for monetary gain... :roll: :shock: :shock:

Even Father Jinglebob would probably be wringing the beads listening to that one :p
 

jigs

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by letting the Jr. Jinglebob handle my very dark and somewhat evil past it is sure to put him on the fast track to becoming the Pope! As for that evil trickster Katrina, rumor is Heaven don't want her, and Hell is afraid she is gonna take over!



by the way ACS, sit next to smarter kids next time.......
 

Mrs.Greg

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Oldtimer said:
Mrs.Greg said:
sadly I have nothing to confess but the rest of you go ahead 8)

Is this the same Canadian young lady that shocked a pure innocent old cowboy by telling that her favorite passtime is using the levi folds in the cheeks of her :???: to shoot coins around a drinking establishment in a gambling game of chance and skill for monetary gain... :roll: :shock: :shock:

Even Father Jinglebob would probably be wringing the beads listening to that one :p
:shock: You remembered...ooopppsss :oops:
Our winters are Longgg,what a gal to do in her spare time{other then the one gregs always suggesting}
 

Jinglebob

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(in my best Irish brouge) I am sindin' the loikes of ye all on to the Pope, Saints alive, and boeghoraa, but I think I've niver heard such talk before! :eek:
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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Haha Jb I believe you forgot the little angel who never does anything bad! :) Oh no wait thats why you didnt say me! Whoops sorry the rums gettin to me :p


Little Bo Peep
 

Jinglebob

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Canadian_Cowgirl said:
Haha Jb I believe you forgot the little angel who never does anything bad! :) Oh no wait thats why you didnt say me! Whoops sorry the rums gettin to me :p


Little Bo Peep
Ahhg. The divel to you lass! :x
 

Sundancer

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Why don't you all just go out, check the fences and the cows and get some fresh air? This kind of stuff seems a bit wierd to me! :? :? :?
 

Angus Cattle Shower

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Jiggsy, thats the lesson I learned, now I sit beside an honour roll student AND one of my biddies in front of me AND with a cute girl that LOVES to lfirt on my other side lol
 

kolanuraven

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I have been accused of a lot of things....guilty of most....but one thing I can NEVER accused of is telling on me or someone else!!!

Nothing to see here kids...!!! :wink: :wink: :wink: Just move on!!!! :lol:

JB, if your son is the priest...why are you giving out penance to folks....hmmmmm?????? :lol: :lol:
 
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