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new top ten lists..

Steve

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I realize some of the liberals watching might be missing the satire and late night jokes..

Top Ten Obama Scandals You Didn’t Know About

1. The White House Easter Egg Roll . . . is fixed.

2. HHS still providing health but has stopped offering human services.

3. Top State Department officials have access to fancy canteen known privately as The Steak Department.

4. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives illegally adding words to its title.

5. EPA officials sent to test streams for pollution seen panning for gold instead.

6. Small Business Administration regularly gives advice to Exxon-Mobil.

7. Obama yelling “Fired up, Ready to Go!” as golf opponents take their swing.

8. Eric Holder to investigate himself by reading his own emails.

9. Biden keeping high IQ secret from the public.

10. Michelle quietly profiting from international crime ring selling Pepsi and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups to children.

20) Barack has a twin brother, Barry. Barry’s the one who can’t hit a jump shot (or a bank shot), can’t throw a baseball to home plate, can’t throw a football, can’t golf, was caught wearing mom pants while bicycling with a pink helmet. and had a relationship with some guy.

21) Michelle hates Vegetables.

22) Michelle Obama in ‘secret’ talks to become official spokesperson for
Nutrisystem if they agree to take foodstamps.

23.) The Presidential Uncle STILL living in Massachusetts has filed for a liquor license in the District of Columbia so he can open a non-profit package store with a drive up window.

wow that list was long.. but for a really long list







Speaking of a scandal list – Saw this one over at WashTimes in a comment section:

Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”
Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the voter fraud?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the Boston Bombing?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?”
Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”
 

Steve

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Top Ten Thoughts Obama Had During his Berlin Speech

Here are the top ten thoughts that ran through Obama’s head during his remarks:

1. Hey, where is everybody?

2. Damn Krauts turned up the heat.

3. I should have gone to Scotland, at least they have nice golf courses.

4. At least they still love me in Bangladesh!

5. Hey Germans, see that Brandenburg Gate? You didn’t build that!

6. I wonder if anyone can see me sweating. Nahh.

7. Teleprompter, are you okay? Something’s wrong with teleprompter! Call a doctor!

8. Boy, Merkel sure looks mad. I definitely shouldn’t have told her she has the personality of Hitler.

9. Why do these Germans keep opening their mouths as wide as possible? Must be some cultural thing. Oh, wait a second, they’re yawning

10. Ich bin I’m outta here!


Quote of the Day

"This immigration bill has lots of provisions to secure the border. And some of them we might even enforce."

- Barack Obama
 

Tam

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Can you actually believe that the Gang of eight including 4 Republicans wrote a bill that gives air head Janet Napolitano veto rights on the Border fence and gives Obama the say on whether or not the border is secure? :roll:

The Bill, as sold, is to secure the border before they start making anyone legal to stay but if they give Obama and Napolitano the say in what is considered secure it will be the BIGGEST JOKE sold to the US voters since they bought into Obamacare, as they believe it is secure now even if it means hundreds to thousands of Mexican Drug mules and future Democrat voters are coming across daily. :roll:

I think everyone needs to realize that Obama is working on his legacy and that legacy is not to make the US a better place than what it was before he took office but to FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORMED THE US into a country nobody will recognize in a few years. Scary thing is Obama's Billionaire Mentor George Soros is known for destroying countries for the FUN OF IT. One has to wonder just how much money Soros has poured into Obama's retirement fund to get him to push this US BANKRUPTING DESTROYING AGENDA? I heard Michelle is already looking for a mansion that is way beyond Barak's known budget, and if he plans on keeping her in the lifestyle she has become accustom to while the tax payers were funding her every whim, he is going to need all he can extort out of Soros, Buffet and the rest of his Green energy cronies to pay for it. As I doubt she is going to go back to living on a budget.
 

jigs

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I hope to see both the Obama's living on a strict budget, in a nice cell at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary......
 

Larrry

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Leno: ‘IRS Has Ruled Obama Can Write Off First Half of His Second Term as a Total Loss’


He should be able to write off all his days of being a squatter in the WH
 
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