I realize some of the liberals watching might be missing the satire and late night jokes..
wow that list was long.. but for a really long list
Top Ten Obama Scandals You Didn’t Know About
1. The White House Easter Egg Roll . . . is fixed.
2. HHS still providing health but has stopped offering human services.
3. Top State Department officials have access to fancy canteen known privately as The Steak Department.
4. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives illegally adding words to its title.
5. EPA officials sent to test streams for pollution seen panning for gold instead.
6. Small Business Administration regularly gives advice to Exxon-Mobil.
7. Obama yelling “Fired up, Ready to Go!” as golf opponents take their swing.
8. Eric Holder to investigate himself by reading his own emails.
9. Biden keeping high IQ secret from the public.
10. Michelle quietly profiting from international crime ring selling Pepsi and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups to children.
20) Barack has a twin brother, Barry. Barry’s the one who can’t hit a jump shot (or a bank shot), can’t throw a baseball to home plate, can’t throw a football, can’t golf, was caught wearing mom pants while bicycling with a pink helmet. and had a relationship with some guy.
21) Michelle hates Vegetables.
22) Michelle Obama in ‘secret’ talks to become official spokesperson for
Nutrisystem if they agree to take foodstamps.
23.) The Presidential Uncle STILL living in Massachusetts has filed for a liquor license in the District of Columbia so he can open a non-profit package store with a drive up window.
wow that list was long.. but for a really long list
Speaking of a scandal list – Saw this one over at WashTimes in a comment section:
Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”
Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the voter fraud?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the Boston Bombing?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?”
Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”