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Kato

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NEWFOUNDLAND 911

"Hello, is this the RCMP?"

"Yes. How may I help you?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick! He's
hiding drugs inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the RCMP SWAT team officers descended on Mike's
house. They searched the shed where the firewood was kept.
Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood, but found
no drugs.

They swore at Mike, he swore at them, and then they left. The
next day, the phone rang at Mike's house...

"Hey, Mike! Did the RCMP come to your house?" "Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep."

"Happy Birthday, buddy."
 

HAY MAKER

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That's funny Kato,I wonder if something like that would work around here,naw probably not these ole pumpkin heads we have around here are to fat to chop wood...............good luck girl PS getting cool up there?
 

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It was 0 degrees F. this morning, but the sun is shining, and there's no wind.

It's supposed to warm up later in the week. We had a big snowstorm yesterday and the day before. Got just short of a foot of snow. I think it's going to be a snowy winter. This is the third storm so far, and it's only the middle of November. The last two storms melted away, but I'm not sure this one will.
 

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My husband thinks it could be a bad winter too. He says the antelope are really gathering and he has never seen them gather this early (course he's the guy who never knows what day it is, or what time it is.) :wink:

Anyway, there was a bunch of 'em right below the house this morning and they were on the move...
 

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