kolanuraven
Well-known member
>NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
> >A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated
> >conversation
> >The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
> >attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following
> >"Emma come first.
> >Den I come.
> >Den two asses come together.
> >I come once-a-more!
> >Two asses, they come together again.
> >I come again and pee twice.
> >Then I come one lasta time."
> >The lady can't take this any more,
> >"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"> >she retorted indignantly.
> >"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex
lives.
> >"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
'Mississippi'."
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> >A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated
> >conversation
> >The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
> >attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following
> >"Emma come first.
> >Den I come.
> >Den two asses come together.
> >I come once-a-more!
> >Two asses, they come together again.
> >I come again and pee twice.
> >Then I come one lasta time."
> >The lady can't take this any more,
> >"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"> >she retorted indignantly.
> >"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex
lives.
> >"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
'Mississippi'."
>>$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!