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It is so unusual to get a funny, non-political,
> non-sexist, non-racist and non-doomsday message that I wanted to make
> your day by sending it along! I know you'll enjoy it.
>
> A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE
> TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES
> IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A
> BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS
> ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIS
> HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
>
> HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE
> BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE."
>
> BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE POTTY
> YET."
>
>
> MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE
> MINUTES, BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"
>
>
> BILLY SAYS, "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."
>
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