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Not as Funny as it Used to Be

burnt

Well-known member
From the American Association Of Retired People

Questions and Answers from AARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age
of 60 find younger, sexy
women who are interested
in them?

A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his
wife is going through
menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with
tools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done you'll have a
place to live.

Q: How can you increase the
heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"


SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?
 

hopalong

Well-known member
ENOUGH with the old people jokes! :mad: :mad: :wink:

If i could collect the frequent flyer miles on me I could fly to the moon first class and back!! :D :D :D :D
 

MsSage

Well-known member
oh hoppy good gawd its only the truth............ :wink: :wink:
If you cant laugh at yourself then you need to reinstall the humor software
 
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