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Larrry

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FROM IJREVIEW.COM: ... take a break and enjoy the clip above where Cory Booker actually begins to muse nostalgically about first getting his driver’s license as a teen in New Jersey. His eyes turn misty as he remembers the “only trip” he ever took was to drive to Hawaii, and it was a beautiful – wait, what?!
Listen, I’m no Christopher Columbus, but I’m pretty sure even Magellan couldn’t traipse his way from Jersey to the island paradise of Hawaii in a car. Mostly because he probably couldn’t drive a car, but also because there’s more than 2,000 miles of ocean between Hawaii and the U.S. mainland!
Amazingly, it takes another Senator to correct him, but Booker just goes on without any reasonable explanation as to just what the Obama he was talking about. Did he confuse Hawaii for Pennsylvania? Did he get a pilot’s license at seventeen? Truly global warming is a terrible thing to have heated up his brain matter so much as to make it inoperable
http://nation.foxnews.com/2014/03/12/cory-booker-claims-he-drove-hawaii-teenager-during-climate-talkathon
 

loomixguy

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Maybe Booker took navigation classes the same place that Sheila Jackson Lee too math, with her expounding about the Constitution being 400 years old. :shock:

Just like OT, these libtards remember things that never happened.
 

iwannabeacowboy

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If we lived in a world defined by natural law of the progressive congress...... you could drive a car across 2000 miles of ocean, which would be helpful in the event that the island became too lopsided that it flipped over, or just sunk all together. In either of those events, you could just jump in your car and drive on to Japan or back to California.


They lie 24/7 and attempt to make their stories bigger than life itself. It is only when their story intersects with implausible that progressives are sometimes called on it.

I appreciated how he offered no explanation at the moment he was caught to explain himself. Simply Amazing.
 

hopalong

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iwannabeacowboy said:
If we lived in a world defined by natural law of the progressive congress...... you could drive a car across 2000 miles of ocean, which would be helpful in the event that the island became too lopsided that it flipped over, or just sunk all together. In either of those events, you could just jump in your car and drive on to Japan or back to California.


They lie 24/7 and attempt to make their stories bigger than life itself. It is only when their story intersects with implausible that progressives are sometimes called on it.

I appreciated how he offered no explanation at the moment he was caught to explain himself. Simply Amazing.


Reminds me of a certain poster on here from MT,,, what is his name again?? :D :D :D
 

Tam

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Guys Guys Guys remember their leader is a guy that thinks the US has 60 states, he visited 57 and had 1 more to visit and wasn't allowed by his campaign team to travel to Hawaii or Alaska.

:? Funny how he could not afford to fly to Hawaii to campaign on his dime but when it is on the Tax payers dime he and his family can afford to fly on separate airliners for yearly vacations in the sun and sand. :roll:
 
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