On my travels today I found this fantastic link. I think I may have found my long lost sister. I especially liked the "calf nuts" blog. Typical farm kid humor. I know you will all get a good kick out of this site!
http://www.thepioneerwoman.com/confessions_of_a_pioneer_/grossout_stories/index.html
http://www.thepioneerwoman.com/confessions_of_a_pioneer_/grossout_stories/index.html