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Notice for FOX News Viewers

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Anonymous

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January 19, 2013

Fox News to Shut Down for Routine Maintenance Monday Morning at 11:30

Posted by Andy Borowitz


NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Fox News Channel announced today that it would shut down for what it called “routine maintenance” Monday morning at 11:30 E.T.

Fox News president Roger Ailes explained the timing of the shutdown, which will be the first in the history of the network: “We wanted to pick a time when we were positive nothing would be happening that our viewers would want to see.”


Mr. Ailes said that Fox had considered shutting down only once before, exactly four years earlier on January 20, 2009, and later regretted the decision to continue broadcasting that day: “It turned out that no Fox viewers wanted to watch TV that day. And I mean none.”

According to Mr. Ailes, for the twelve hours Fox News is off the air on Monday the network will broadcast a continuous photomontage of white people.

“Regular viewers of Fox probably won’t notice anything unusual,” he said.

After the routine maintenance is completed, Mr. Ailes said, Fox News will return to the air Tuesday morning with its regular broadcast schedule: “For Fox viewers, it will be like Monday never happened.”
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Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/fox-news-to-shut-down-for-routine-maintenance-monday-morning-at-1130.html#ixzz2IRvFwonb
 

hopalong

Well-known member
kolanuraven said:
I'll venture to guess they'll stay down during the whole Inauguration ceremony.

That would keep the real people from hearing more LIES by obama as reported by the press you have your nose in the crack :D :eek:
 

Larrry

Well-known member
kolanuraven said:
I'll venture to guess they'll stay down during the whole Inauguration ceremony.

Why worry about them, it is the left who has gone down for Clinton and the obama regime.
 

hypocritexposer

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President Obama is entering his second term with many of the nation’s voters still pessimistic or unsure about their economic prospects, a new poll for The Hill has found.

The president was reelected for another four years by a relatively comfortable margin, but 39 percent of likely voters say his first four years were worse than expected, compared to just 18 percent who say he exceeded expectations. Forty-one percent of those polled said his first term went as expected.

The president assumed office in the midst of one of the worst financial meltdowns in U.S. history, and those polled are still feeling the ensuing recession’s impact four years later. On the economic front, 42 percent say they are worse off now than when Obama first took office, compared to 26 percent who say they are better off.

Respondents are not significantly more optimistic about the next four years, either.

Sixty percent say they do not expect to make major economic strides during Obama’s second term, compared to just 38 percent who expect to be better off in 2016.

Despite the lingering pessimism about the trajectory of the nation’s economy, the poll does offer a silver lining for the president as he prepares to take the oath of office again — by a 2-to-1 margin, voters blame Congress, instead of him, for the nation’s woes.

Fifty percent of those polled blamed Congress the most, compared to just 25 percent placing blame squarely at the feet of Obama. Another 10 percent apiece blamed voters and the media the most.

The president has faced off against lawmakers multiple times in his first term, and is set to butt heads again in the coming weeks over raising the debt limit, keeping the government funded and preventing automatic spending cuts set to take effect under the 2011 debt-ceiling deal.

Voters were split on whether Obama should focus his second term primarily on jobs and the economy or government spending and debt.

Thirty-eight percent of those polled said the president should train his efforts on improving the economy, while 39 percent say his main goal should be addressing debt and deficits. Across income groups, only those making less than $30,000 were more likely to want the president to focus on the economy over the national debt.

Addressing immigration, gun violence, tax reform or something else each received single-digit support from those polled.

Views on whether Obama’s first term was a missed or exceeded opportunity largely broke down along partisan lines.

Republicans were much more likely than Democrats to say Obama missed expectations in his first term. Fifty-nine percent of GOP likely voters say the president was worse than their expectations, while 82 percent of Democrats said he either met or exceeded theirs. Forty-eight percent of voters who did not identify with a party said the president missed expectations, compared to 41 percent who said he met them, but did not exceed them.

When it comes to income, the voters most likely to say Obama failed to meet expectations are also those with the brightest outlook on the nation’s economy. Of those polled making over $200,000 in income, 48 percent say the president’s first term was worse than expected, compared to just 13 percent who say it was better.

But at the same time, 45 percent of those top earners say they are better off economically than they were when the president took office, and 47 percent expect to be even better off when Obama wraps up his second term.

Conversely, 50 percent of those making less than $30,000 say they are worse off now than four years ago, and 46 percent expect to be in even worse shape in 2016.

Pulse Opinion Research conducted the poll of 1,000 likely voters on May 17, with a margin of error of plus or minus 3 percentage points.

http://thehill.com/images/stories/news/2013/01_january/17/20130116_thehill_sheet1.pdf
 

TexasBred

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Oldtimer said:
January 19, 2013

Fox News to Shut Down for Routine Maintenance Monday Morning at 11:30

Posted by Andy Borowitz


NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Fox News Channel announced today that it would shut down for what it called “routine maintenance” Monday morning at 11:30 E.T.

Fox News president Roger Ailes explained the timing of the shutdown, which will be the first in the history of the network: “We wanted to pick a time when we were positive nothing would be happening that our viewers would want to see.”


Mr. Ailes said that Fox had considered shutting down only once before, exactly four years earlier on January 20, 2009, and later regretted the decision to continue broadcasting that day: “It turned out that no Fox viewers wanted to watch TV that day. And I mean none.”

According to Mr. Ailes, for the twelve hours Fox News is off the air on Monday the network will broadcast a continuous photomontage of white people.

“Regular viewers of Fox probably won’t notice anything unusual,” he said.

After the routine maintenance is completed, Mr. Ailes said, Fox News will return to the air Tuesday morning with its regular broadcast schedule: “For Fox viewers, it will be like Monday never happened.”
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Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/fox-news-to-shut-down-for-routine-maintenance-monday-morning-at-1130.html#ixzz2IRvFwonb

You OT are one sick old SOB. I'm sure when BHO takes the oath of office you will have prepared by taking a double dose of Viagra so you can choke your chicken thru the whole affair. :shock:
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
TexasBred said:
Oldtimer said:
January 19, 2013

Fox News to Shut Down for Routine Maintenance Monday Morning at 11:30

Posted by Andy Borowitz


NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Fox News Channel announced today that it would shut down for what it called “routine maintenance” Monday morning at 11:30 E.T.

Fox News president Roger Ailes explained the timing of the shutdown, which will be the first in the history of the network: “We wanted to pick a time when we were positive nothing would be happening that our viewers would want to see.”


Mr. Ailes said that Fox had considered shutting down only once before, exactly four years earlier on January 20, 2009, and later regretted the decision to continue broadcasting that day: “It turned out that no Fox viewers wanted to watch TV that day. And I mean none.”

According to Mr. Ailes, for the twelve hours Fox News is off the air on Monday the network will broadcast a continuous photomontage of white people.

“Regular viewers of Fox probably won’t notice anything unusual,” he said.

After the routine maintenance is completed, Mr. Ailes said, Fox News will return to the air Tuesday morning with its regular broadcast schedule: “For Fox viewers, it will be like Monday never happened.”
.

Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/fox-news-to-shut-down-for-routine-maintenance-monday-morning-at-1130.html#ixzz2IRvFwonb

You OT are one sick old SOB. I'm sure when BHO takes the oath of office you will have prepared by taking a double dose of Viagra so you can choke your chicken thru the whole affair. :shock:


My gosh!! Sounds like you have more frustrations your're dealing with than just with OT there Texas Bread!
 

Larrry

Well-known member
I notice you didn't try to claim he wasn't a "sick old SOB" I don't blame ya anyone with a brain or a conscience couldn't defend him
 

hypocritexposer

Well-known member
Kirsten Powers: Obama Ignores Fox at News Conferences 'Because He Doesn't Want to be Embarrassed'


KIRSTEN POWERS: Because he doesn't want to be embarrassed, really. Because when he's asked a question, the same way, you know, when Ed Henry asks questions in the, to Jay Carney, inevitably Jay Carney ends up looking stupid because he doesn't know how to answer the question. He’s used to pushing people around, and you know, it will be tenacious, he’ll get asked about something he doesn't want to get asked about, and he wants softballs.



Read more: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/01/19/kirsten-powers-obama-ignores-fox-news-conferences-because-he-doesnt-w#ixzz2IUWpAYoS
 

loomixguy

Well-known member
Oldtimer said:
January 19, 2013

Fox News to Shut Down for Routine Maintenance Monday Morning at 11:30

Posted by Andy Borowitz


NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Fox News Channel announced today that it would shut down for what it called “routine maintenance” Monday morning at 11:30 E.T.

Fox News president Roger Ailes explained the timing of the shutdown, which will be the first in the history of the network: “We wanted to pick a time when we were positive nothing would be happening that our viewers would want to see.”


Mr. Ailes said that Fox had considered shutting down only once before, exactly four years earlier on January 20, 2009, and later regretted the decision to continue broadcasting that day: “It turned out that no Fox viewers wanted to watch TV that day. And I mean none.”

According to Mr. Ailes, for the twelve hours Fox News is off the air on Monday the network will broadcast a continuous photomontage of white people.

“Regular viewers of Fox probably won’t notice anything unusual,” he said.

After the routine maintenance is completed, Mr. Ailes said, Fox News will return to the air Tuesday morning with its regular broadcast schedule: “For Fox viewers, it will be like Monday never happened.”
.

Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/fox-news-to-shut-down-for-routine-maintenance-monday-morning-at-1130.html#ixzz2IRvFwonb

Another example of even MORE stupid sh!t Old Blowsitouthisazz posts...... :roll: :roll: :roll:
 

Mike

Well-known member
Appears as though a lot of people are tuning out the Inauguration.

Estimated attendees are half what they were during the last one and ticket prices for the Balls have been slashed in half because of few purchasers.

After all, the Wealthy Hollywood Elitists are being showcased through out the event even though Buckwheat has denigrated Wealth for over 4 years............
 

TexasBred

Well-known member
Mike said:
Appears as though a lot of people are tuning out the Inauguration.

Estimated attendees are half what they were during the last one and ticket prices for the Balls have been slashed in half because of few purchasers.

After all, the Wealthy Hollywood Elitists are being showcased through out the event even though Buckwheat has denigrated Wealth for over 4 years............

Hollywood is too stupid to know they're being used. They just grin and hand him the dough.
 

Mike

Well-known member
TexasBred said:
Mike said:
Appears as though a lot of people are tuning out the Inauguration.

Estimated attendees are half what they were during the last one and ticket prices for the Balls have been slashed in half because of few purchasers.

After all, the Wealthy Hollywood Elitists are being showcased through out the event even though Buckwheat has denigrated Wealth for over 4 years............

Hollywood is too stupid to know they're being used. They just grin and hand him the dough.

He's no different from Clinton. But at least Clinton didn't slam the wealthy nearly as bad.................................................................
 
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Anonymous

Guest
Too bad for all the FAUX News viewers- it sounds like they missed quite a history in the making show...

All the talk on Facebook is how beautiful Michelle was with her new bangs and dancing in her red dress...Which goes along with CNN's quickpoll upbeat feeling about the day...

How do you feel about President Obama's inauguration?

Happy 56% 2012
Don't care 28% 986
Unhappy 16% 564
 

ranch hand

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All the talk on Facebook should be on when they will pass a budget and stop spending money they don't have! Who gives a flying !!!! What she did to her hair and her dress it is just another big party on the tax payers.
 

Larrry

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Oldtimer said:
Too bad for all the FAUX News viewers- it sounds like they missed quite a history in the making show...

All the talk on Facebook is how beautiful Michelle was with her new bangs and dancing in her red dress...Which goes along with CNN's quickpoll upbeat feeling about the day...

How do you feel about President Obama's inauguration?

Happy 56% 2012
Don't care 28% 986
Unhappy 16% 564

Just wait till the waiter brings them the bill, ohI forgot the obama lovers will pass the bill of to someone else.
 

hypocritexposer

Well-known member
Oldtimer said:
Too bad for all the FAUX News viewers- it sounds like they missed quite a history in the making show...

All the talk on Facebook is how beautiful Michelle was with her new bangs and dancing in her red dress...Which goes along with CNN's quickpoll upbeat feeling about the day...

How do you feel about President Obama's inauguration?

Happy 56% 2012
Don't care 28% 986
Unhappy 16% 564


It's funny watching all you "lefties" try to demonize FoxNews, cause what you are doing is falling into the trap of meeting the xpectations of "ridiculing the opposition", that the "left" establishment hass placed on you.

You appear to be a bunch of Alinsky radicals.

Many of us conservatives don't even listen/watch Fox, yet you demonize us as though we do.

How about you list the lies that Fox has told, and I will list 2 for 1, those lies reported by NBC, or ABC, etc.

Take it as a challenge. You like challlenge and "getting to the truth", don't you?
 
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