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A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and
> > told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her
> > fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk,
>"exactly
> > what
> > type and color dress are you looking for?"
> >
> > The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." The
>sales
> > clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong
>way,
> > but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides
>who
> > are
> > being married the first time - for those who are a bit more
>innocent, if
> > you
> > know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"
> >
> > "Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
> > directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
> > appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain
>as
> > innocent as
> > any first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about
>our
> > wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel. My second
>husband
> > and I got
> > into such a terrible fight in the Limo on our way to our honeymoon
>that
> > we
> > had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other
> > again."
> >
> > "What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
> >
> > "That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four
> > years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it
>was
> > going to
> > be."
>
>

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