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Nun Hookers

kolanuraven

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NUN HOOKERS



A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway
when he notices a sign
out
of the corner of his eye....It reads:


SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and
drives on without second
thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES


Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are
for real and drives past
a
third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls
into the drive. On the far
side
of the parking lot is a stone building with a small
sign next to the door
reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is
answered by a nun in a
long
black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my
son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and
was interested in
possibly
doing business...."

"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led
through many
winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The
nun stops at a closed
door
and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding
a tin cup
answers the door.... This nun instructs, "Please
place $100 in the cup then
go
through the large wooden door at the end of the
hallway."

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the
hall and slips
through the door pulling it shut behind him. The
door locks, and he finds
himself back in the parking lot facing another
sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST.
FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT,
YOU SINNER
 
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Anonymous

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A friend of mine who is a good Catholic commented one day:

"I hope the 72 virgins Osama is rewarded with in Heaven are the same nuns that taught me at Parochial School"...... Remembering some of them walking around packing their thick yardsticks- he might be right that it could be a just dessert... :wink: :lol:
 

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