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Nurses.....revenge

passin thru

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If by some unfortunate circumstance you have to be hospitalized try not to be a 'pain in the ass' patient - you just might be on the receiving end of the ---

Nurses Revenge...

A bigshot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She walked into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room.

"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken before?"

After a pause, the doctor replies, "Yes, but never with a daffodil!"
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rustynail

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sounds about like a place i worked as a subcontractor. we had to have physicals every year because we had to wear respirators is certain parts of the plant. one of the guys in the maintenance dept. was a real pain in the arse and nobody really liked him. it came time for the annual physical and the same doctors office was used since this was paid for by the company. the maint. dept got up a little money (about $200) and got the doctor to play along. well it was this ol boys turn up on the table and the doc was going to check the prostrate and just as he stuck his finger in he said this was from all the guys in maintenance. he was ready to fight everybody at the plant. :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:
 

ranchwife

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NEVER MAKE YOUR NURSE ANGRY!!!! :lol: :lol: :shock:
Recently, the 17 year old son of a co-worker was caught by his mother RETURNING home from his girlfriends house....at 6 in the morning!! :shock: :shock: upon further investigation, my friend found out that her son has "snuck" out his brothers bedroom window at about midnight...saying that his girlfriend was afraid of the dark!! :? My friend and I devised a plan which required the assistance of our good friend, the town Physician Assistant and his PA-student!! The 17 year old was called into the hospital after school "for a quick sports physical"....in the room, she and I had set up pamphlets on teen pregnancy/parenting, STD's, birth control, etc!! The PA and his "student" were very well prepared for this young man when he came in and they had "the talk" with him!!! from what I understand, he has not yet tried to sneak out again!! :wink:
 
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ranchwife said:
NEVER MAKE YOUR NURSE ANGRY!!!! :lol: :lol: :shock:
Recently, the 17 year old son of a co-worker was caught by his mother RETURNING home from his girlfriends house....at 6 in the morning!! :shock: :shock: upon further investigation, my friend found out that her son has "snuck" out his brothers bedroom window at about midnight...saying that his girlfriend was afraid of the dark!! :? My friend and I devised a plan which required the assistance of our good friend, the town Physician Assistant and his PA-student!! The 17 year old was called into the hospital after school "for a quick sports physical"....in the room, she and I had set up pamphlets on teen pregnancy/parenting, STD's, birth control, etc!! The PA and his "student" were very well prepared for this young man when he came in and they had "the talk" with him!!! from what I understand, he has not yet tried to sneak out again!! :wink:

But what about that poor little girl and her fear of the dark :???: Sounds like the young man was only doing the gentlemanly thing and caring for her in her time of need :wink:
 

ranchwife

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Oldtimer said:
ranchwife said:
NEVER MAKE YOUR NURSE ANGRY!!!! :lol: :lol: :shock:
Recently, the 17 year old son of a co-worker was caught by his mother RETURNING home from his girlfriends house....at 6 in the morning!! :shock: :shock: upon further investigation, my friend found out that her son has "snuck" out his brothers bedroom window at about midnight...saying that his girlfriend was afraid of the dark!! :? My friend and I devised a plan which required the assistance of our good friend, the town Physician Assistant and his PA-student!! The 17 year old was called into the hospital after school "for a quick sports physical"....in the room, she and I had set up pamphlets on teen pregnancy/parenting, STD's, birth control, etc!! The PA and his "student" were very well prepared for this young man when he came in and they had "the talk" with him!!! from what I understand, he has not yet tried to sneak out again!! :wink:

But what about that poor little girl and her fear of the dark :???: Sounds like the young man was only doing the gentlemanly thing and caring for her in her time of need :wink:

I guess I forgot to add the "best part", OT!! The girl's parents were on vacation in Hawaii at the time and her grandparents lived only a few blocks away...when grandpa went out for his morning stroll, he saw the young man's car in the driveway and took things from there! :shock:
 
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