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Andy Borowitz

WASHINGTON – In a serious blunder that could tip the balance of next week’s midterm elections, President Obama said on Tuesday that the nation’s Ebola policy should be based on science and facts rather than fear.

Across the country, Democratic candidates sought to distance themselves from the President’s incendiary remark, especially in states like North Carolina, where science and fact have record-low approval ratings.

Carol Foyler, a Democratic consultant in Colorado, said she was “smacking her head” at the President’s controversial comment. “He’s unpopular enough as it is,” she said. “Aligning yourself with science and fact is a surefire way to alienate millions of Americans.”
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