Sandhusker
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Near David City, Nebraska, where there is a large German speaking population, a farmer was walking down a country road and noticed a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted, "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen!" Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it!"
The man shouted back, "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The farmer replied, "Use both hands, you'll get more."
The farmer shouted, "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen!" Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it!"
The man shouted back, "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The farmer replied, "Use both hands, you'll get more."