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Obama kidnapped

Justin

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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam. Nothing is moving, when suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver asked, " What happened?" The man replied, " Terrorists kidnapped Obama. They are asking for a $10 million ransom, or they will douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are taking up a collection." The trucker asked, " On average, how much is everyone giving?" The man replied, " About a gallon."
 

leanin' H

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1st off.... I really,really disagree with pretty much everything President Obama does or says. He rates up there with Carter on incompetent presidents.

That being said....... Racism has no place! :mad: Keep the idiotic sterotypes inside your head and off of this site. Some of our own friends here on ranchers.net happen to be African American. Your comments are offensive, juvenile and not funny at all! It doesnt matter if you arent offended by stupid comments! I AM! With the way some of you jokers act I am really ashamed to associate with you here. Straighten up, think before your type and try being a decent human being! If you can't do that you aren't worth much!

To BBRoo and anyone else who is offended by these comments made by knuckleheads, I sure am sorry!
 

hopalong

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If jokes of this kind (that have been around for yrs and yrs)offend you or anyone else I apologize, However I also feel that there is some pretty thin skins out there.
The gas part of the joke I first heard was with Bill Clinton,
Amos and Andy used the watermelon joke.
Fried chicken well just about every comedian around has used that and hubcaps, including Red Foxx.

So we have offended chickens, politicians and black Americans, car makers,hubcaps,farmers who raise watermlons, probabally most everyone who eats watermelon and fried chicken, vots and has a car with hubcaps. and probabally every one who raise black hided cattle :roll:


Long live jokes and comedy, for without them this is a sad place!
 

katrina

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Yeah No blonde jokes I might be offended.. And no irish jokes too. And no religious jokes, pollock, bohemian,olie and lena.... I have an aunt named lena... :D :D :D :D :D :D :p
 

HAY MAKER

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katrina said:
Yeah No blonde jokes I might be offended.. And no irish jokes too. And no religious jokes, pollock, bohemian,olie and lena.... I have an aunt named lena... :D :D :D :D :D :D :p

Yeah !!!!!!!! and while we are at it, no damn meskin jokes poor lil ole tortilla eaters have been treated unfairly ever since they tried to steal Texas.
good luck
 

kris

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katrina said:
Yeah No blonde jokes I might be offended.. And no irish jokes too. And no religious jokes, pollock, bohemian,olie and lena.... I have an aunt named lena... :D :D :D :D :D :D :p

NO OLE AND LENA??!!??? BUT I LOOOOOVE OLE AND LENA!!! I SUPPOSE THAT KNOCKS OUT THE MONTANA "FAVE" OF NORTH DAKOTA JOKES, TOO!!!?? DANG!! :wink: :wink: :wink:
 

leanin' H

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Try having close friends who have experienced lots of things some of ya'll might call harmless jokes! Try being a kid that is called the N word and worse. Try riding to school on the bus and being teased everyday because of skin color! Try having somebody make snide remarks because of your race, only in fun, but being so upset you quit attending church! These are all things a couple of my pals have been through. Ya'll might think your just being funny, nobody gets hurt, that I need to loosen up a little. But what you think doesnt matter a lick! What the folks you are joking about think matters a lot. Because they are the ones that live with this garbage everyday. If it was your kid or mother or yourself, I'd bet your attitude might change! And I would hope a lot of you are wonderful enough people to realize that laughing is a grand part of life. But making jokes about race is simply wrong. :? It just shows how large your brain is and what's even sadder..........the size of your heart. :?

Answer me this? Just because something is "funny", how would ya feel if it was at your expense? How would you feel if it scraped off scabs caused by lynchings and cross burning and slavery? How might you react if those things happened to your own great grandfather? What in the heck is funny about that? :???: But that is EXACTLY what happens when any of us insist on being funny without stopping to realize those harmless barbs we toss around might really be hurtful to someone. Is telling a stupid joke worth the cost of how those folks feel? Ya'll can think I am crazy or too straight laced (You'd be very very wrong about that)(the straight laced part, we all know I am crazy), but I'll stick up for my friends everytime and everyday! Race based jokes have no place! At home, in a bar, at work or typed from your keyboard!
 

hopalong

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Try having friends that were part of the HALOCOST!!

Seems to me someone is raising a lot of hell over something pretty minor!!
as far as the things you are raising hell about YOU are the only one doing it!! not the real BLACKS but more like the ones like JESSIE and the ILK of his being!!!

The two that I personally know that hang out here had a laugh when the read it.

Sorry leaning h but the fact is you are barking up an empty tree. BUT it is easy to see that RAICISIM is alive in your mind :cry:
 

HAY MAKER

Well-known member
Justin said:
turns out this thread was a bad idea. :?

Justin, if your thread was a bad idea it would be an issue for the moderators and they will remove it.
Best thing to do is ignore the ignorant remarks,believe me you will be ahead I just got through with a keyboard fight only thing I did was get down on the jerks level.
This post was about "ONE PERSON" and that person was obama,it was'nt about a race of people and it was'nt racist,anyone that trys to play the race card,black or white is simply seeking attention in a pathetic way.
I got a couple of black cowboys that tell me more black jokes than i can laugh at, those folks are well liked and dont have time for the ignored nitwits that like to seek attention.
like alot of the folks posted maybe we better quit the blonde jokes? swedes ? jews ?
Ignore him Justin, like I said we have moderators, if there is a problem they will fix it.
good luck
 
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