Obama on the issues
http://gbu.yuku.com/topic/57926/a-little-Obama-for-you
As the CFO of this business that employs 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our new President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the clients will have to see an increase in our fees of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off eight of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.
If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely,
The Boss
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The election is over. It is time to repair friendships with the other party.
Governor Sarah Palin is doing her part to do just that.
The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns,
American politicians can kiss and make-up.
For instance, Gov. Palin has invited, to her great state of Alaska,
the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden.
She has set up a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment
and hired three prominent experts in their field to assist them.
Dick Cheney will lead them on the hunt,
Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins each evening,
and Bill Clinton will entertain their wives and daughters.
What a lady!
That Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything!
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http://gbu.yuku.com/topic/57926/a-little-Obama-for-you
As the CFO of this business that employs 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our new President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the clients will have to see an increase in our fees of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off eight of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.
If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely,
The Boss
**************************
The election is over. It is time to repair friendships with the other party.
Governor Sarah Palin is doing her part to do just that.
The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns,
American politicians can kiss and make-up.
For instance, Gov. Palin has invited, to her great state of Alaska,
the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden.
She has set up a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment
and hired three prominent experts in their field to assist them.
Dick Cheney will lead them on the hunt,
Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins each evening,
and Bill Clinton will entertain their wives and daughters.
What a lady!
That Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything!
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