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Obama, testing new Terrorist Capture Techniques

hypocritexposer

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Raccoons Invade White House Grounds

By Michael D. Shear

Washington Post Staff Writer

Thursday, February 5, 2009; 10:46 AM

A small band of masked intruders has broken into the secure White House grounds and has evaded capture by agents of the new Obama administration, officials said today.

The National Park Service is in pursuit of one very large raccoon and several medium-sized raccoons, who have been spotted roaming the grounds around the Executive Mansion and the West Wing, a spokesman said.

"The idea of raccoons on the White House grounds give us great pause," spokesman Bill Burton said.

So far, the raccoons have evaded capture despite the presence of several "live traps," which are essentially cages with a one-way doors to keep the animals inside.

The traps are baited with apples, cat food and peanut butter, Burton said, but so far to little avail
 

Tex

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They should require the USDA to tag them for NAIS.

hypocritexposer said:
Raccoons Invade White House Grounds

By Michael D. Shear

Washington Post Staff Writer

Thursday, February 5, 2009; 10:46 AM

A small band of masked intruders has broken into the secure White House grounds and has evaded capture by agents of the new Obama administration, officials said today.

The National Park Service is in pursuit of one very large raccoon and several medium-sized raccoons, who have been spotted roaming the grounds around the Executive Mansion and the West Wing, a spokesman said.

"The idea of raccoons on the White House grounds give us great pause," spokesman Bill Burton said.

So far, the raccoons have evaded capture despite the presence of several "live traps," which are essentially cages with a one-way doors to keep the animals inside.

The traps are baited with apples, cat food and peanut butter, Burton said, but so far to little avail
 

Mike

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Denny said:
Might want to try fried chicken and watermelon for bait. :wink:

Shooting over a baited field is not legal. :wink:

A neighbor of mine was arrested once for shooting at some "brothas" in his watermelon patch.

I suppose the only answer would be to trap them and take them back home? :???:
 

hypocritexposer

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I say Obama should just grab one, name him "Fido", and at least fulfill the promise of giving his girls their Whitehouse puppy! :D

That type of dog, may even do less damage in the Whitehouse, than the Clintons!
 

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