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Obama tests new Terrorist Capture Technique

hypocritexposer

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By Michael D. Shear

Washington Post Staff Writer

Thursday, February 5, 2009; 10:46 AM

A small band of masked intruders has broken into the secure White House grounds and has evaded capture by agents of the new Obama administration, officials said today.

The National Park Service is in pursuit of one very large raccoon and several medium-sized raccoons, who have been spotted roaming the grounds around the Executive Mansion and the West Wing, a spokesman said.

"The idea of raccoons on the White House grounds give us great pause," spokesman Bill Burton said.

So far, the raccoons have evaded capture despite the presence of several "live traps," which are essentially cages with a one-way doors to keep the animals inside.

The traps are baited with apples, cat food and peanut butter, Burton said, but so far to little avail
 

Tam

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Faster horses said:
Yeah, we have to live with wolves and they don't want RACOONS...

Maybe Sarah should send a plane down to take care of their little problem for them. :wink:
 

Mike

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"Coons" at the whitehouse. :lol:

Boy........some jokes could/can/will be built around that story. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

TexasBred

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Mike said:
"Coons" at the whitehouse. :lol:

Boy........some jokes could/can/will be built around that story. :lol: :lol: :lol:

The nailed the "Beaver" in the primaries and kept it out of the White House.
 
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