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Obama Wins Heisman Trophy!

Mike

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Obama wins HEISMAN TROPHY



President Barack Obama won the Heisman Trophy on Friday, in a surprise pick from New York's Downtown Athletic Club that cited the president's creation of a "new climate in college football" and his work on establishing a playoff system.

Though Mr. Obama has been president for just 37 weeks and technically never played college football, the Heisman voters praised him for giving the world hope for a better post-season and encouraging the need for change.

Rumors have it that he will win the Mr. Universe body building contest this year along with the Mr. America crown......... The National Coon Association has yet to comment...........
 

hypocritexposer

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....he is also expected to win the Stanley Cup, be crowned Miss America and gain the Triple Crown — by several lengths in each race.

...In related news, obama has been nominated for:

* The Cy Young award
* Oscar
* Grammy
* Golden Globe
 

hypocritexposer

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In another stunner, Barak Obama jumped through the roof of and dunked a basketball in his under pants to win this year's NBA All Star Break's Dunking contest. Obama smiled and said he was not worthy of the award, but he agreed that he should accept it in behalf of all people who understand the concept of dunking a basketball but who cannot do it.



...He’s won the home-run hitting contest at the 2010 All-Star game, too.

In his “aww shucks’ style he responded with, “I’m still filling out the entry form.”
 
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Anonymous

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The best award he could ever receive would be the following from a blog I was on.

On the other hand, if he can maintain double digit unemployment and bring the dollar down to parity with the yuan he could outdistance Mugabe for the Nobel Prize for Economics
 

hypocritexposer

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Breaking News (Washington, DC)

* FLASH: Barack Obama wins Top Chef Las Vegas, awarded FOUR Michelin Stars (out of 3)

* BREAKING:Obama wins the Cy Young Award

* Breaking: NHL cancels season, awards Stanley Cup to Barack Obama (And other news)

* BREAKING: Obama wins "Survivor" reality show!

* BREAKING! obama wins "American Idol"

* BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics!

* Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010

* Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!

* Barack Obama becomes New Santa Clause

* BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!!

* Barack Obama Wins Indianapolis 500!

* BREAKING: Obama Wins Dancing with the Stars Trophy - Rest of Season Cancelled
 
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Anonymous

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Just off the press. Obama being interviewed by Angus Journal for The One who can Bullshitz more people.

They are so considering an award for best F1 cross

Then the national 4h assosiation is studyng giving him an award for Man Most Likely To Pull The Wool Over Peoples Eyes.

WH issues a statement Obama elated to be in the company of past award winner Yasser Arafat. :oops: Brothers
 
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Anonymous

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Nobel Prize Joke
Posted on October 9th, 2009 by Lynn Dartez
CFP Canada Free Press

By Alan Caruba Friday, October 9, 2009

There was a time when the Nobel Peace Prize meant something. It went to men and women who earned their stature with lives of courage such as Andrei Sakharov who openly opposed the oppression of the former Soviet Union and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., who gave his life for the cause of equality in which he believed.

Giving the prize to Barack Hussein Obama has rendered it a joke.



In office less than a year, Obama has, in the words of a recent Saturday Night Live satirical skit, done “nothing” to deserve what once was one of the highest international accolades anyone could receive.

In addition to men and women of genuine repute, in more recent times the pathetic Norwegian committee responsible for selecting the winners of the Peace Prize have given it to the father of modern terrorism, Yassir Arafat whose Palestinian Liberation Organization continues to make war on Israel when it isn’t also defending itself against Hamas, another Palestinian group equally devoted to the annihilation of a sovereign nation and its people.

Other winners include Kofi Annan, the former Secretary General of the United Nations who presided over one of the worst scandals of that scandal-ridden institution, the Food-For-Oil scheme that enriched Saddam Hussein and who had previously turned a blind eye to the Rwandan intra-tribal massacres. Earlier the award had gone to the United Nations Peacekeeping Forces, now more famed for the rape of populations they are sent to protect and idleness while others are slaughtered.

Among the Americans who earned the prize in recent times were Jimmy Carter and Al Gore. Carter, a former U.S. President, has disgraced himself by his appalling anti-Semitism and friendship with the most scurrilous figures on the world scene.

Al Gore, a former Vice President, will be written into the history books as having been the leading voice for the greatest hoax, global warming, of the modern era.

Begun in 1901, the Nobel Peace Prize once stood for true achievement. It has long since become a pathetic instrument by a handful of men on the committee tasked with awarding it. The award to President Obama is a blatant effort to influence his decision on the conflict in Afghanistan.

The official reason for the award to Obama was “his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.” Perhaps the committee had in mind his extraordinary world tour at the beginning of his presidency to apologize for what he perceived to be America’s failures.

In reality, the only thing his brief tenure in office has earned him is the contempt of the world’s leaders for his endless posturing, his preference for words over action, and his constant search for the world’s center stage spotlight.

Little wonder that Reuters reported that the announcement was greeted with “gasps of astonishment from journalists” in Oslo.

They aren’t the only ones who are astonished.
 

katrina

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Pig Farmer said:
Just off the press. Obama being interviewed by Angus Journal for The One who can Bullshitz more people.

They are so considering an award for best F1 cross

Then the national 4h assosiation is studyng giving him an award for Man Most Likely To Pull The Wool Over Peoples Eyes.

WH issues a statement Obama elated to be in the company of past award winner Yasser Arafat. :oops: Brothers


Now that's damn funny!!!!!!
 
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