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obamer quickies

Larrry

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Why is Oprah supporting Obama?
She has a history of supporting frauds.

Why didn’t Obama notice all of the terrible things Pastor Wright was saying?
He was too busy polishing his halo.

Why wouldn’t Barack salute the flag?
It was ours.

Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes?
Most of them are true stories.

Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat?
The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.

What do Barack Obama and Pamela Anderson's breasts have in common?
They're fakes, but some people still can't get enough of them.

Why won’t Obama release his birth certificate?
He hasn’t decided where he was born yet.

Why won't Obama release his birth certificate?
It shows that he didn't have a virgin birth.

What do the Leaning Tower of Pisa and Barack Obama have in common?
Both are shifting to the Right.

Interesting fact: If you add John McCain's age and Barack Obama's age together you'll get the number of times Obama usually says "uh" when answering a question.
 
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