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Yep the comedians are having a hayday with Mz Palin....I was at a few hours of an infomal meeting yesterday- and I just thought it was because so many of the folks around here are aware of McSames lifetime history of womanizing-- as most were using Rush's term and calling her "McCains new Babe"-- but it looks like the countries comedians see it too...

“John McCain’s VP pick is the governor of Alaska, a unknown hockey mom named Sarah Palinthat no one ever heard of. The only other job she had in politics was the mayor of a small town known as Wasilla, Alaska, and now she has the opportunity to be on a ticket opposite of Barack Obama, the first black man she’s ever seen.” –Bill Maher

“This isn’t a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF.” –Bill Maher

“Are you kidding me, the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska? Yeah, that’s who you want in the White House during a time of crisis. When she got a phone call at 3 in the morning, it was because a moose had gotten in the garbage can.” –Bill Maher

“I think this is pertinent because McCain has been running this campaign based on ‘We’re at war, it’s a dangerous world out there. The democrats don’t get that. I John McCain am the only one standing between the blood-thirsty Al Qaedas and you. But if I die, this stewardess can handle it.’” –Bill Maher

“When they were vetting her for this job, like three seconds ago, she said, quote, I’m not making this up, ‘What is it exactly that the VP does every day?’ Let me field that for you, Sarah. They start wars, they enrich their friends, they subvert the Constitution, and they shoot people in the face. That’s what the vice president does.” –Bill Maher

“The McCain people believe that Americans will disregard her inexperience because they will fall in love with her story. She was a runner up in the 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant., which may sound trite, but you try walking in high-heeled snow shoes.” –Bill Maher
“She’s not bad looking. She looks like one of those women in the Van Halen videos who takes off her glasses, shakes out her hair, and then all of a sudden, she’s in high heels and a bikini. All of a sudden, I am FOR drilling in Alaska.” –Jimmy Kimmel
“Not only is she young, they’re saying she’s the prettiest candidate for Vice President since John Edwards.” –Jimmy Kimmel

“There was some breaking news out of Dayton, Ohio today, where Republican presidential candidate John McCain introduced the world to his third wife.” –Jon Stewart

“Now obviously Sen. John McCain has made an enormous amount over Barack Obama’s lack of experience, so it seems curious that the 72-year-old, four-to-five time face cancer guy would choose a running mate whose resume appears to be more suited for a Northern Exposure reunion show.” –Jon Stewart

“Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is John McCain’s choice. Here’s what we know about her: her name is Sarah Palin.” –Jay Leno

“Actually, it was kind of a smart choice. McCain went with a woman because he didn’t want to have to be in a position to have to get CPR from Mitt Romney.” –Jay Leno

“Palin and McCain are a good pair. She’s pro-life and he’s clinging to life.” –Jay Leno

“President Bush called Gov. Palin and congratulated her. Bush told Palin the job of vice president is very important because as vice president, you get to tell the president what to do.” –Jay Leno
 

Soapweed

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Oldtimer, you have just shown your true colors. When you use Bill Maher and Jon Stewart as your revered information sources, your Liberalism exudes from every pore of your body. I miss the old Oldtimer that had some credibility.

Take note, the quotations from Jimmy Kimmel and Jay Leno were funny no matter which party you support. Those other dorks are just dorks.
 
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Soapweed said:
Oldtimer, you have just shown your true colors. When you use Bill Maher and Jon Stewart as your revered information sources, your Liberalism exudes from every pore of your body. I miss the old Oldtimer that had some credibility.

Take note, the quotations from Jimmy Kimmel and Jay Leno were funny no matter which party you support. Those other dorks are just dorks.

Well if your chosen hero didn't have such a terrible history with women- womanizing- and philandering- these jokes (and many others I can't print that are circulating the web) would not even exist....But these comedians must be getting a lot of play out of them- or they wouldn't be using them.....Last I knew Mahrer, Kimmel, Leno- all those boys were doing quite well--- probably got almost as many houses as McGigolo... :wink: :lol:

Well as of now Rush is calling her "Our Babe"- and I see one Republican blog site calling it the McCain/Miss Congeniality ticket... :lol:

Most of the Repub sites admit they know little or nothing about her--The one thing I think all sites agree on is she is better to look at than Cheney- and probably a better shot.... :wink:
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Some more laughs about the old philanderer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RN5xbWtNSU

Comments that followed the video:

Awkward.
McCain had actually been eyeing Palin for a while
John McCain’s ‘Rove’-ing Eyes
He’s looking at her . . . podium! Yeah, that’s it! He’s checking out her podium!
Nice shoes!
I guess this brings a whole new meaning to “vice” president.
“I wanna DRILL HERE, and I WANNA DRILL NOW!”
Careful Sarah! He might take you to Sturgis!
Viagra '08
He looks like he’s trying to remove his wedding ring in a couple of shots!
I also notice the way Cindy was staring at him rather intently throughout the speech. I think she knows what’s up.
McCain / Palin = POW / WOW
 

VanC

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Oldtimer said:
Yep the comedians are having a hayday with Mz Palin....I was at a few hours of an infomal meeting yesterday- and I just thought it was because so many of the folks around here are aware of McSames lifetime history of womanizing-- as most were using Rush's term and calling her "McCains new Babe"-- but it looks like the countries comedians see it too...

“John McCain’s VP pick is the governor of Alaska, a unknown hockey mom named Sarah Palinthat no one ever heard of. The only other job she had in politics was the mayor of a small town known as Wasilla, Alaska, and now she has the opportunity to be on a ticket opposite of Barack Obama, the first black man she’s ever seen.” –Bill Maher

“This isn’t a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF.” –Bill Maher

“Are you kidding me, the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska? Yeah, that’s who you want in the White House during a time of crisis. When she got a phone call at 3 in the morning, it was because a moose had gotten in the garbage can.” –Bill Maher

“I think this is pertinent because McCain has been running this campaign based on ‘We’re at war, it’s a dangerous world out there. The democrats don’t get that. I John McCain am the only one standing between the blood-thirsty Al Qaedas and you. But if I die, this stewardess can handle it.’” –Bill Maher

“When they were vetting her for this job, like three seconds ago, she said, quote, I’m not making this up, ‘What is it exactly that the VP does every day?’ Let me field that for you, Sarah. They start wars, they enrich their friends, they subvert the Constitution, and they shoot people in the face. That’s what the vice president does.” –Bill Maher

“The McCain people believe that Americans will disregard her inexperience because they will fall in love with her story. She was a runner up in the 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant., which may sound trite, but you try walking in high-heeled snow shoes.” –Bill Maher
“She’s not bad looking. She looks like one of those women in the Van Halen videos who takes off her glasses, shakes out her hair, and then all of a sudden, she’s in high heels and a bikini. All of a sudden, I am FOR drilling in Alaska.” –Jimmy Kimmel
“Not only is she young, they’re saying she’s the prettiest candidate for Vice President since John Edwards.” –Jimmy Kimmel

“There was some breaking news out of Dayton, Ohio today, where Republican presidential candidate John McCain introduced the world to his third wife.” –Jon Stewart

“Now obviously Sen. John McCain has made an enormous amount over Barack Obama’s lack of experience, so it seems curious that the 72-year-old, four-to-five time face cancer guy would choose a running mate whose resume appears to be more suited for a Northern Exposure reunion show.” –Jon Stewart

“Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is John McCain’s choice. Here’s what we know about her: her name is Sarah Palin.” –Jay Leno

“Actually, it was kind of a smart choice. McCain went with a woman because he didn’t want to have to be in a position to have to get CPR from Mitt Romney.” –Jay Leno

“Palin and McCain are a good pair. She’s pro-life and he’s clinging to life.” –Jay Leno

“President Bush called Gov. Palin and congratulated her. Bush told Palin the job of vice president is very important because as vice president, you get to tell the president what to do.” –Jay Leno

Looking at these quotes, it's obvious to me that Leno and Kimmel are just comedians having a little fun, Maher is a dirty-minded hateful hack, and Stewart is somewhere in between. Take Maher's quote "The Maverick and the MILF." Does anybody know what MILF means? It means, please forgive me, a Mom I'd Like to #uck. Real funny. :roll: I'm no angel but I had to look it up. I'm guessing most of Maher's audience didn't, and were laughing their butts off. That should tell you something.

Oldtimer: I don't mind you posting these types of things. Most of it is just good, clean fun and I like to laugh as much as the next guy, even at myself and even at a candidate I might support. But please leave Maher out of it. He isn't a comedian so much as a filthy hate-monger.
 
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VanC said:
Oldtimer: I don't mind you posting these types of things. Most of it is just good, clean fun and I like to laugh as much as the next guy, even at myself and even at a candidate I might support. But please leave Maher out of it. He isn't a comedian so much as a filthy hate-monger.

And Rush and Ann aren't hate mongers :???:

I agree with you tho- I don't like Maher...But I have to admit his comments were light compared to many I heard yesterday during an afternoon work session of about 50 people...Even the "old strong Repub rancher that ain't voting for noone besides the Repub candidate" that was there, was shocked and shaking his head at McCains pick- knowing his long negative history of his connections with women :roll:

I was totally shocked by the group- made up of quite a crosssection of railroaders, small businessmen, construction workers, farmers and ranchers- and various wives/girlfriends...All working folks...

Of the bunch I expected the rails to support a union man- Obama- but was shocked when I found only that 1 strong McSame supporter- 1 more that might vote for him (won't vote for a black)...Few might not vote or may vote Barr or Paul-- but most were Obama supporters and as two young ranch raised guys I asked said- "we can't stand 4 more years of Bush, which will be what we get with McCain".....
 

VanC

Well-known member
Oldtimer said:
VanC said:
Oldtimer: I don't mind you posting these types of things. Most of it is just good, clean fun and I like to laugh as much as the next guy, even at myself and even at a candidate I might support. But please leave Maher out of it. He isn't a comedian so much as a filthy hate-monger.

And Rush and Ann aren't hate mongers :???:

I'm not a big fan of either one of them, but then I wasn't talking about them, I was talking about Maher. Let's stick to the topic. Since you brought them up, have you ever heard either of them refer to any woman, let alone a vice-presidential candidate, as an MILF? I haven't, and I would imagine if they had, it would have been front page news for days. :wink:
 

aplusmnt

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You got to love it! You hear them talking about Obama and it is he is a young good looking man.......you hear them talk about probably better than 50% chance the next VP of the U.S. and they call her a MILF?

:lol: They are pushing the women rights advocates right where us Conservatives hope they go, in the voting booth to vote for Palin! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I say let the low lives keep it up! And we will end up winning this election 70% to 30% :lol:
 
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