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Ode to a fart.

katrina

Well-known member
A Pleasant Thing
>
> A fart it is a pleasant thing,
> It gives the belly ease,
> It warms the bed in winter,
> And suffocates the fleas.
>
> A fart can be quiet,
> A fart can be loud,
> Some leave a powerful,
> Poisonous cloud.
>
> A fart can be short,
> Or a fart can be long,
> Some farts have been known
> To sound like a song....
>
> A fart can create
> A most curious medley,
> A fart can be harmless,
> Or silent , and deadly.
>
> A fart might not smell,
> While others are vile,
> A fart may pass quickly,
> Or linger a while......
>
> A fart can occur
> In a number of places,
> And leave everyone there,
> With strange looks on their faces.
>
> From wide-open prairie,
> To small elevators,
> A fart will find all of
> Us sooner or later.
>
> But farts are all bad?
> Is simply not true-
> We must never forget....
> Sweet old farts like you!
 
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