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The Italian Golfer



>> An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is
>> amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,' how do you stay in
>> such great physical condition?' *
>>
>>
>> I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in

>> such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down
>> the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well.'
>>
>> 'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more
>> to it. How old was your Father when he died?'* *
>>
>> 'Who said my Father's dead?'
>>
>> The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's
>> still alive. How old is he?'
>>
>> 'He's 100 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer. 'In fact he golfed
>> with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk
>> and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian and
>> he's a golfer, too.'
>>
>> 'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it
>> than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'
>>
>> 'Who said my Nono's dead?'
>>
>> Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your
>> grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?'
>>
>>
>> 'He's 118 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer.'
>>
>> The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went
>> golfing with you this morning too?'
>>
>> 'No, Nono couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'
>>
>>> At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!! Why
>> would a 118 year- old guy want to get married?'
>>
>> 'Who said he wanted to???'
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