kolanuraven
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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
> first
> > time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
> very
> > tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to
> you."
> >
> > "Yes, she says, "I remember it well"
> >
> > "Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and
> we can
> > do it for old time's sake?"
> >
> > "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very
> good
> idea!"
> >
> > There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to
> all this,
> > and
> > having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
> > old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on
> them so
> > there's no trouble."
> >
> > So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each
> other
> > for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back
> of the
> > tavern and make their way to the fence.
> >
> > The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
> As she
> > leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
> >
> > Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
> > policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about forty minutes.
> Finally,
> > they both collapse panting on the ground.
> >
> > The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
> > life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the
> ground
> > recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their
> clothes
> > back on.
> >
> > The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing I've
> got to
> > ask them what their secret is.
> >
> > As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was
> > something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
> there
> > some sort of secret to this?"
> >
> > The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric
> fence."
> first
> > time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
> very
> > tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to
> you."
> >
> > "Yes, she says, "I remember it well"
> >
> > "Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and
> we can
> > do it for old time's sake?"
> >
> > "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very
> good
> idea!"
> >
> > There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to
> all this,
> > and
> > having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
> > old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on
> them so
> > there's no trouble."
> >
> > So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each
> other
> > for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back
> of the
> > tavern and make their way to the fence.
> >
> > The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
> As she
> > leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
> >
> > Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
> > policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about forty minutes.
> Finally,
> > they both collapse panting on the ground.
> >
> > The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
> > life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the
> ground
> > recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their
> clothes
> > back on.
> >
> > The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing I've
> got to
> > ask them what their secret is.
> >
> > As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was
> > something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
> there
> > some sort of secret to this?"
> >
> > The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric
> fence."
