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Old men still think fast!

andybob

Well-known member
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several

years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along

with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach

trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was

built.



One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he

hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five

gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.



As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women

skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence

and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.



One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch

you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
 
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