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A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Dixie, along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Dixie discovers that she's lost..
Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her direction with the intention of having lunch.



The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.

"Where's that darn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard
 
I agree,thats funny and a pretty smart monkey,You been gettin some of this good rain down there T1r ?.................good luck
 
HAY MAKER said:
You been gettin some of this good rain down there T1r ?.................good luck

Getting good rains down here thank you
ready to cut 10 acres of coastal and 5 acres of grazer
these split leases are a pain but better than nothing
 
When you get it rolled,let me know how many bales/acre you wound up with,the way this stuff is growin here in the Hill country we oughta make a record crop........................good luck
PS rain again this morning and weather folks say rain through the Memorial day holiday.
 

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