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Oldtimer goes to the doctor

jigs

Well-known member
Oldtimer goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem, only you've got to promise not to laugh."

The doctor replies, "Of course I won't laugh, that would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over 20 years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient."

"OK then," says Oldtimer, and he drops his trousers. The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he has ever seen in his life. Unable to control himself, he falls about laughing on the floor. Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet and wipe the tears from his eyes.

"I'm so sorry," he says to the patient, "I don't know what came over me, I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

Oldtimer looks up at the doctor sadly and says, "It's swollen."
 
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Anonymous

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I have an appointment with Dr. Ann tomorrow- I'll ask her if she can handle my problem...... :wink:
 
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Anonymous

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jigs-- I met with Dr Ann today- and after very close review and scrutiny of my situation and symptoms- she advised me on all the negatives of reduction surgery - and advised that my problems could be more safely and cheaply handled with some new furniture...This was the the design she prescribed.... :wink:










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