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Ole & Sven pg 13

EmptyPockets

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> Subject: Ole and Sven
>
>> > Ole and Sven are the best of friends, and they have these two girls on the string - Lena and Olga - who live together in an apartment. One
>> > evening Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar getting drunk.
>> >
>> > Ole turns to Sven and asks, "Ven do you suppose dose girls are gonna make out vit us?"
>> >
>> > Swen says, "Donno, but I'm drunk enuf. Let's go ask em!"
>> >
>> > So off they go to the apartment where Ole knocks on the door.
>> >
>> > Lena answers and says, "Vell, Ole and Sven, come on in!"
>> >
>> > Ole no more than gets in the door when he says, "Ve yust come to
find out ven you girls are gonna make out vit us."
>> >
>> > Lena is really upset by this and throws them both out, slamming the

>> > door on them. Ole is persistent and knocks on the door again.
>> >
>> > Lena isn't stupid. She knows it's Ole and says, "Ole if you are
>> > gonna be so forward, you'll have to talk through the keyhole."
>> >
>> > So Ole bends to the keyhole and asks, "Ven you girls gonna make out vit us?"
>> >
>> > Lena is really upset now. She drops her pants, backs up to the
>> > keyhole, and farts in it.
>> >
>> > As Ole is backing up and shaking his head, Sven asks, "Vell Ole,
>> > vat did she say?"
>> >
>> > Ole says, "Vell, I tink she said. FFFFfffffrrriiddaayy but her
>> > breath is so bad, I'm not askin' again."
>> >
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