kolanuraven
Well-known member
Ole's Birthday
>>Ole
>>
>>All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It
>>seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able
>>to walk on water on their 21st birthday.
>>
>>On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first
>>legal drink. So when Ole's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Sven
>>took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Ol e stepped out of the boat and
>>nearly drowned! Sven just managed to pull him to safety.
>>
>>Furious and confused, Ole went to see his grandmother. "Grandma, it's my
>>21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his
>>father, and his father before him?"
>>
>>Granny looked into Ole's eyes and said, "Because, you dumb ass, your
>>Father, grandfather and great-grandfather were born in January; you were
>>born in July."
>>
>>Ole
>>
>>All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It
>>seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able
>>to walk on water on their 21st birthday.
>>
>>On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first
>>legal drink. So when Ole's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Sven
>>took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Ol e stepped out of the boat and
>>nearly drowned! Sven just managed to pull him to safety.
>>
>>Furious and confused, Ole went to see his grandmother. "Grandma, it's my
>>21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his
>>father, and his father before him?"
>>
>>Granny looked into Ole's eyes and said, "Because, you dumb ass, your
>>Father, grandfather and great-grandfather were born in January; you were
>>born in July."
>>