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one liners

passin thru

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1.A sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
2. What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending.
3. Did you hear about the frog who traced his family history to Warsaw? He was a tad Polish.
4. It's OK to watch an elephant bathe as they usually have their trunks on.
5. Staying at the trendy, new hotel was the inn thing to do.
6. Listening to choral music is an a-choir-ed taste.
7. I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant, but I didn't have reservations.
8. Old white blood cells lymph around the body.
9. Are twin brothers called sunsets?
10. Church disputes can be settled with canons.
11. If a dog was computer literate, would his bark be worse than his byte?
 

fedup2

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Saw some on another forum this morning that seem to go along with yours PT.

Can you cry under water?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is an actor IN a movie, but they are ON TV?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
 
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