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1.A sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
2. What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending.
3. Did you hear about the frog who traced his family history to Warsaw? He was a tad Polish.
4. It's OK to watch an elephant bathe as they usually have their trunks on.
5. Staying at the trendy, new hotel was the inn thing to do.
6. Listening to choral music is an a-choir-ed taste.
7. I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant, but I didn't have reservations.
8. Old white blood cells lymph around the body.
9. Are twin brothers called sunsets?
10. Church disputes can be settled with canons.
11. If a dog was computer literate, would his bark be worse than his byte?
2. What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending.
3. Did you hear about the frog who traced his family history to Warsaw? He was a tad Polish.
4. It's OK to watch an elephant bathe as they usually have their trunks on.
5. Staying at the trendy, new hotel was the inn thing to do.
6. Listening to choral music is an a-choir-ed taste.
7. I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant, but I didn't have reservations.
8. Old white blood cells lymph around the body.
9. Are twin brothers called sunsets?
10. Church disputes can be settled with canons.
11. If a dog was computer literate, would his bark be worse than his byte?