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Only In Wyoming

Tap

Well-known member
True!!


WYOMING STATE TROOPERS - GOTTA LOVE THEM BOYS!!!!!

IN MOST OF THE NORTHERN STATES, THERE IS A POLICY OF
CHECKING ON ANY STALLED VEHICLE ON THE HIGHWAY WHEN THE
TEMPERATURES DROP IN THE SINGLE DIGITS OR BELOW. ONE
MORNING IN MARCH 2004 ABOUT 3 A.M. A WYOMING STATE
TROOPER RESPONDED TO A CALL OF A CAR OFF THE SHOULDER ON
THE OUTSIDE OF THE TOWN OF CASPER.

THE TROOPER LOCATED THE CAR, WITH THE ENGINE STILL
RUNNING, STUCK IN THE DEEP SNOW ALONG SIDE THE HIGHWAY.
PULLING IN BEHIND IT WITH HIS EMERGENCY LIGHTS ON, THE
OFFICER WALKED TO THE DRIVER'S DOOR TO FIND A MAN PASSED
OUT BEHIND THE WHEEL AND A NEAR EMPTY BOTTLE OF VODKA IN
THE SEAT BESIDE
HIM.

THE TROOPER TAPPED ON THE WINDOW AND THE DRIVER WOKE UP,
SEEING THE ROTATING LIGHTS IN HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR AND THE
STATE POLICEMAN STANDING NEXT TO HIS CAR, THE MAN
PANICKED. HE JERKED THE GEARSHIFT INTO DRIVE AND
HIT THE GAS. THE CAR'S SPEEDOMETER WAS SHOWING 20-30-40
THEN 50 MPH BUT IT WAS STILL STUCK IN THE SNOW.

THE TROOPER, HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR, BEGAN RUNNING IN
PLACE NEXT TO THE SPEEDING, BUT STILL STATIONARY, CAR. THE
DRIVER WAS TOTALLY FREAKED,THINKING THE OFFICER WAS
ACTUALLY KEEPING UP WITH HIM. THIS GOES ON FOR
ABOUT 30 SECONDS WHEN THE TROOPER YELLED AT THE MAN
ORDERING HIM TO
"PULL OVER!" THE DRIVER OBEYED, TURNED HIS WHEEL, AND
STOPPED THE ENGINE.

ONCE OUT OF THE CAR THE DRUNKEN DRIVER ASKED ABOUT THE
TROOPER'S SPECIAL TRAINING AND JUST HOW HE COULD POSSIBLY
RUN 50 MPH.

THE MAN WAS ARRESTED, STILL BELIEVING THAT A TROOPER HAD
OUTRUN HIS CAR.
 

ranchwife

Well-known member
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Can you imagine the look on that poor drunk's face when he realized what had truly transpired!! Quick thinking on the part of the trooper!!


way too fonny!! :lol: :lol:
 

passin thru

Well-known member
I always thought it would be fun to make a room that is upside down........lights on floor etc. Then get some poor unsuspecting person and get them drunk and throw them in the room to wake up. :lol:
 

Jinglebob

Well-known member
passin thru said:
I always thought it would be fun to make a room that is upside down........lights on floor etc. Then get some poor unsuspecting person and get them drunk and throw them in the room to wake up. :lol:

Passin thru, you are a very sick, sick person!





Just my kind! :wink:
 

Tap

Well-known member
Dang, I was just reminded of a deal that happened when I was in high school.

We were returning from Hulett Wyo. from a football game, and had to stop for road construction a mile or two out of town. My seat partner was sticking his upper body out the top slide down window on the bus, as he visited the cute little flag girl. This guy was always trying to get everyone in mischief, and I thought what the heck, I'll just help him down so he can visit with her a little more closely. So I pushed him out further, and he grabbed the next open window beside him and just dropped down on his feet. He then ran up the the front of the bus before he got left, and knocked on the bus door. When the door was opened, he says to the coach and driver while he is gasping for air, "god, I'm glad I finally caught up to you guys, as you left me back in Hulett".

It didn't work. We both ran sprints most of the next football practice. :oops:
 

Jinglebob

Well-known member
Tap said:
Dang, I was just reminded of a deal that happened when I was in high school.

We were returning from Hulett Wyo. from a football game, and had to stop for road construction a mile or two out of town. My seat partner was sticking his upper body out the top slide down window on the bus, as he visited the cute little flag girl. This guy was always trying to get everyone in mischief, and I thought what the heck, I'll just help him down so he can visit with her a little more closely. So I pushed him out further, and he grabbed the next open window beside him and just dropped down on his feet. He then ran up the the front of the bus before he got left, and knocked on the bus door. When the door was opened, he says to the coach and driver while he is gasping for air, "god, I'm glad I finally caught up to you guys, as you left me back in Hulett".

It didn't work. We both ran sprints most of the next football practice. :oops:

Now THATS a good and smart coach! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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