...both "teabagging" and homosexuals...a coincidence?
But claims not to know anything about the term "teabagging"
OT, are you in denial? Just hold on a few more years...the genetic test will be available and you will be able to verify your suspicions.
Unfortunately it will be too late for your mother to abort you, so you will have to go with obamacare end of life counselling and assisted suicide.
Maybe the local sheriff will fraudently make it look like an accident, so your family can still collect the insurance money