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Out of the mouths of babes.....

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ranchwife

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Riley (aka Ralphie :D ) came home early from school (does not help that his mother forgot he did NOT have school today :shock: ) and informed me that he and cowboyup (aka Daddy) would be going to Uncle Chief's house to "skewer the cows" :???: :???: :???: When i asked him what he meant by "skewer" he told me "you know mom....skewer them so that their babies do not get skewers, too!!"......took me a full 30 seconds to realize that the boy meant "scours" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

So, what about the rest of you.....I am sure that there are some really good tales about what all of us have heard come out of the mouth of a child!! So....share!!!!! :D :D
 

Faster horses

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Our little neighbor girl is quite a thinker and a talker. She was going with her dad on this particular day and he was waiting for her to come out of the house. He did have to wait a bit, and when she showed up, he asked, "What have you been doing?"

She flipped her hair back and replied, "I been saving money with Geico".
 

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When our son was around 7,he was getting ready for school.I was trying to straighten out the front of his hair,I said to him" I can't do a darn thing with this cowlick of yours"....I then heard his sister 5 at the time say to him "Dustin which one of our cows licked you?"
 

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My little sister was walking around telling everyone that she 'chopped up' all 180 head... I had to go around telling everyone that she meant giving the cows chop, not butchering all of them... too bad it had to be at MY Birthday, and I diddn't even know half of the people cause it was also the weekend of Dad's reunion of his old school buddies... we all had a good chuckle after that
 

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When my daughter was little we would race through the house. While doing this she would holler "Daddy don't beat me" it happened a few times while my wife was on the phone. Nowdays we would probably have Social Services knocking on our door.
 

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