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Feb 10, 2005
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> >>Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out....
> >>"Pa, You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
> >>Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
> >>Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
> >>So.......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
> >>"Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! " Ma replies, "Stick
> >>yur head in the hole!" Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that
> >>hole!"
> >>Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
> >>So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells
> >>back,
> >>"Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
> >>Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
> >>Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
> >>"Ma Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
> >>To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"
> >>
There just aint any emotion sticker that fits that one! yuck yuck yuck
passin thru said:
I don't get it, please explain. :???: :shock: :???: One of two things:

1- Passin thru - you are either very naive, unaware or kidding, or -

2- You have never had the unenviable and necessary educational experience and exposure to having lived in the real (Good Ol' Times ) World of "Outdoor Toilet-ism!" :eek: :shock: :? :???:

Assuming that you are serious - :oops: - I shall attempt to- - -a- - -well - -elucidate - in as - -a- - comprehensive - ah - a - manner as possible inasmuch as the subject is extremely -ah - - that is - -how shall I - explicate in a genteel manner - - um - well - it is - sort of a - sensitive subject - Perhaps a demonstration would get to the point in a little more explicite style rather than using direct verbiage - - try this: after taking a shower and before putting on your clothes, attach a 4" x 6" piece of adhesive tape with the sticky side UP to the toilet seat lid - then carefully seat yourself ON THE TAPE. While seated - read the joke again. Then rise from the toilet seat lid! :shock:

If you have any further questions - take two Ibuprofen and call me in the morning! DOC HARRIS

:lol: JK
Hey Doc

doyou know what "JK" means?

Let me explain Just Kiddin, I didn't really need your explanation
Math 101
? ± + / • ¬

:roll: A crack + a Hair = a crack with No Hair :!: :???:
:roll: A crack / a Hair = a crach with No Hair :!: :???:
:roll: A crack * a Hair = a crack with No Hair :!: :???:

I need home work to study this (crack hair)
It maybe deeper than it looks - something smells fishee here:!:

I may need a study pardner or a Teachers Aid :!:

Hey :!: - It's wet here :!: - I may need my rubbers also :!:

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